The Goron Cavalry is on the march!

[Weltall]

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[Great Rumbler]

Hahahaha!! :D

[A Black Falcon]

That is funny... :D

[EdenMaster]

[Great Rumbler]

:far-out:

[Laser Link]

Hahahahaha!

[Dark Jaguar]

What IS that walking loogie anyway? It looks like a pokémon actually, sorta like the deranged cousin of the chicorita series or something.

Well, nice to see our midget goron has found a mount capable of carrying it about.

[alien space marine]

:goron:

[lazyfatbum]

The Phalicosaurus is simply a beautiful creature. Be it mounted by Goron or Banana, it remains an important symbol in nature.

[Great Rumbler]

:far-out:

[Darunia]

*Goron 7th Cavalry and 6th Lightfoot Infantry Regiment attack Tendo City:



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[Great Rumbler]

Darunia's army, sadly, if squashed by a small midget as they made their charge toward TC.

[Darunia]

*The small midget is from Rigel 7--a planet so huge, that even their midgets are as tall as buildings on Earth*

*Gorons are hardy, strong peoples, and are unscathed by the crushing---yet their mounts are squished flat. The hardy Goron troops continue on foot, and overnight take the weakly-defended city of religious liberals*

[Dark Jaguar]

Too bad they weren't YOUR goron troops eh? What with you being an inch tall and your troops being figments or ants or something... not really sure what but either way I can't see them.

[Darunia]

I grow weary of your mockery.

*Annexes West Bank of Tendo City; extracts hefty reparations and occupies Tendo City for a week. At the end of the week, the Gorons withdraw and an orderly peace is restored*

*End of 134,292nd Goron-TC War*

[Great Rumbler]

A small carpenter ant crushes Goron City with it's tiny, tiny feet.