5th October 2003, 12:16 PM
If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!
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5th October 2003, 12:29 PM
thats got to be the absolute silliest thing ive ever seen
5th October 2003, 12:36 PM
If that's the silliest thing you've ever seen you SICKEN me! (Um, unless you just recently had your sight restored after being blind since birth, in which case sorry...)
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
5th October 2003, 12:47 PM
YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
WE STAND AT THE DOOR
5th October 2003, 1:25 PM
Alright. Fess up. Who here bid on it?
I'm looking at YOU, Goron!
The Earthworker Race has ended. Everybody wins.
5th October 2003, 6:06 PM
Why would you want Spears Fart?!!!
Why would you want anybody fart!!!
5th October 2003, 7:15 PM
Goddamit, its closed...what was it? It wasn't as good as when they were selling a real, life ghost in a bottle, was it? :D
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST
5th October 2003, 7:33 PM
Supposedly, it was one of Britney Spears' farts captured in a tupperware container.
The Earthworker Race has ended. Everybody wins.
5th October 2003, 7:41 PM
What's a life ghost Darunia?
oO(PMayhaps the lad should learn to use commas correctly... Also, he might wish to learn the difference between life and live...)
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
5th October 2003, 7:51 PM
Last week Iraq was for sale but they stopped the auction because the owner had lost or broken it
5th October 2003, 8:18 PM
Too bad. I've always wanted to have my own country.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
5th October 2003, 8:21 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Dark Lord Neo 
The Earthworker Race has ended. Everybody wins.
6th October 2003, 4:18 AM
I remeber sombody tried to sell the moon once. But he couldnt claim ownership.
6th October 2003, 5:21 AM
That's because the moon is already legally owned by someone else.
If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!
6th October 2003, 5:39 AM
Neil Armstrong!
Technically the Moon is property of the U.S traditionaly the first person to plant a flag on unclaimed territory claims ownership. So Who ever thinks they own the moon is a moronic ass hole if they are not from the U.S goverment.
6th October 2003, 5:52 AM
No. UN guidelines states that no one government or state body can own the moon. (or something like that.. it's very late and I can't quite function properly)
Unfortunately, there was a loophole in that the guidelines do NOT say that no one individual could claim the moon as their own. So this one guy claimed it. Wrote letters to the UN, the US Government and to all sorts of people claiming it. Now he sells it for quite a lot of money. He was on Conan O'Brien one day, and gave Conan a free piece of the moon!
If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!
6th October 2003, 10:42 AM
I think that is really retarded.
Thats it I own Mars! I am will start auctioning off martian land soon.
6th October 2003, 2:01 PM
Really stupid that is. Well, we'll see how much ownership the guy claims after a little MILITARY FORCE from someone who actually WILL own Luna!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
6th October 2003, 4:40 PM
That guy was on Conan once. He's sold moon property to the likes of Steven Spielberg and Bill Gates. It's insane.
6th October 2003, 4:45 PM
I'm going to buy enough moon land so I can make my own small nation and build my own army of hyper chipmunks that I will train there so I can dominate the galaxy.
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6th October 2003, 5:54 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Undertow Been there, done that.
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6th October 2003, 6:00 PM
Nah nah, Luna is our moon's actual name.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
6th October 2003, 7:09 PM
And Sol is our sun's actual name. Of course, neither are used very often since people don't really need to specify that it's EARTH'S sun they are talking about in normal conversations.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
6th October 2003, 7:57 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Dark Jaguar I humbly accept your apology.
6th October 2003, 8:15 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Dark Jaguar True, also that's why we call our little collection of planets around the sun the SOLar system.
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6th October 2003, 9:32 PM
Really? I knew Sol was Spanish for sun, but I did not know the rest.
6th October 2003, 10:51 PM
Yeppers, and so now you can be a total nerd and be VERY annoying when correcting anyone who calls another star system (planet system, either or...) a solar system that technically only OUR system revolving around Sol is the solar system. And Fox McCloud lives in the Lylat system, orbiting... Solar... Okay so apparently the scientists of Corneria decided to be more original in naming systems than just using the star's name... But hey, only OUR scientists were creative enough to OFFICIALLY call our galaxy the "Milky Way". No way some cool name like Andromeda will fit us. We gotta be called a name that inspires TERROR in any alien forces trying to destroy our world and threaten our children, MILKY WAY!
(Oh, and on that same note only our moon has a "lunar landscape" or any other term that starts with "lunar". Then again, since most of the moons in our friendly neighborhood Solar System are very different from our's, it's kinda hard to label them all one type of landscape to begin with. One final thing. Isn't it just the weirdest coincidence that our moon is 400 times smaller than the sun yet 400 times closer to us, so that it ends up being exactly the same size and being able to perfectly cover the sun during an eclipse? That's just good design right there.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
7th October 2003, 4:48 AM
I am gonna auction your jobs off to foreigners muahahaha!
I am the evil CEO !
7th October 2003, 6:59 AM
(This post was last modified: 7th October 2003, 7:04 AM by Private Hudson.)
Quote:Originally posted by OB1 I already said that. Mr. OB1 "Redundant" Redundant. Quote:He's sold moon property to the likes of Steven Spielberg and Bill Gates. It's insane. Yah, and Sheriton and other major hotel chains have lots of land up there, too.
If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!
7th October 2003, 11:05 AM
Yeah, 'Sun' isn't a good name for the sun since that is a generic term, not a name... Sol means sun too, of course, but not in English (its from Latin, not Spanish, I believe (since they named all the planets after Roman gods...) (same with Luna, I think...)... though that's Spanish too...)
7th October 2003, 11:24 AM
Quote:I already said that. Mr. OB1 "Redundant" Redundant. Wait, so my nickname is the same as my last name? Huh.
7th October 2003, 1:33 PM
Quote:Mr. OB1 "Redundant" Redundant. Hahaha, now that's irony!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
7th October 2003, 3:28 PM
I own mars!
7th October 2003, 4:01 PM
Oh yeah?! Well, I own your house! And I'm going to forclose on the mortgage! Booyah!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
7th October 2003, 9:18 PM
My friend's younger brother sent a letter to the UN asking if he could own Alpha Centauri. They haven't replied yet.
8th October 2003, 8:46 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Great Rumbler It was intentional for the purpose of being humorous.. :S
If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!
10th October 2003, 1:51 AM
And I knew you knew.
If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!
10th October 2003, 10:57 AM
I knew that both of you knew that I knew you knew about me knowing you knew.
10th October 2003, 3:16 PM
I didn't know that.
If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!
10th October 2003, 5:10 PM
I knew that you knew the he didn't know that you knew that both of us knew that you knew he knew about you knowing he knew.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
10th October 2003, 9:09 PM
But he didn't know I knew about him knowing that both of you knew about the fact that I knew that you two both knew about my knowing that you knew that he knew that I didn't know that he knew that both of you knew that he knew that I knew that he knew that I knew!
If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!
11th October 2003, 6:59 AM
However, I think I know he didn't know you knew about him knowing that both of us knew about the fact that you knew that is two both knew about you knowing that I knew that he knew that you didn't know that he knew that both of us knew that he knew that you knew that he knew that you knew!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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