4th October 2003, 6:17 PM
Who wants to die?
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4th October 2003, 7:55 PM
I'll take a pepperoni and punch it through your head!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
4th October 2003, 9:29 PM
I think the real question is, why don't you beat your children??
http://maddox.xmission.com/beat.html
5th October 2003, 12:15 AM
the 1st one was funny.
i totally agree with the discipling one.
5th October 2003, 12:48 AM
You shouldn't be thinking that *smack*. NOW how you like it?
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
5th October 2003, 11:47 AM
Quote:If you're too old to chase your kid around the house, use the handle of your cane to trip him if he tries to get away. When he gets up, poke him in the head a few times to let him know who's boss. ![[Image: beatkid4.jpg]](http://maddox.xmission.com/beatkid4.jpg) Hahaha! 
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
5th October 2003, 1:30 PM
You vant mushrooms?? Shut up!!
The Earthworker Race has ended. Everybody wins.
5th October 2003, 4:04 PM
It would of been funnier without the people laughing in the background.
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5th October 2003, 5:07 PM
I actually thought it was funnier because of the people laughing in the background. :D
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
5th October 2003, 5:33 PM
With the people laughing it ends up funny for a different reason. That guy must be the "leader" so any jokes he makes are instantly laughed at by the group. I have cronies who laugh at what I say all the time, and almost all my jokes aren't all that funny (plus they laugh at the least funny parts...). It's annoying but at the same time I'm in no hurry to stop them.
Without them I think I would have liked what was SUPPOSED to be funny more.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
5th October 2003, 6:01 PM
You want brocoli !
What the hell is Brocoli anyway! So Shut up with the Brocoli!
6th October 2003, 5:25 AM
That has been an extremely popular sound file in my group of friends for going on a couple of years now. I was in tears on the floor the first.. six or seven times I listened to it. Still gets me giggling occasionally.
If you want something cwazy, like a pineapple, I kill you!
If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!
6th October 2003, 5:36 AM
Everyone was telling me it was funny.
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