The One Thousand Most Annoying Things Ever!!

[Great Rumbler]

Because one hundred just isn't enough!!

It's been a while since we've done a thread like this so I decided it was time to revive it, and besides we need to get a REALLY long thread going!

1000 - The Subway commercials.

[Private Hudson]

999

OB1's continued ferverish public genital scratching.

[Great Rumbler]

998 - Carrot Top

He'll probably show up more than once, along with a few other notable annoyances.

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997

My University (Florida Gulf Coast University) has given the freshman class an assignment over summer...before the term has started. WTF is up with that.

[OB1]

996

Hudson's continued feverish public masturbation.

[Weltall]

995

That bleeding mirror room in Silent Hill 3. That was a genuine WTF moment!

[Great Rumbler]

994 - High School Math

[EdenMaster]

993 - Countdowns and lists doomed to never be finished.

[Undertow]

992

Infomercials. It's false advertising, they lack info but are chock full of dull.

[Darunia]

991 ~ the fact that you can be drafted and be sent to kill and be killed fighting for your country at the age of 18, but you're still not old enough to consume alcohol.

[EdenMaster]

990 - When people neglect to realize alcohol is bad for you.

Your title goes better with your new avatar, Undertow :D

[Private Hudson]

989

Having your bowels removed and replaced with bagpipes only to later find out it was just a pillow case with thirteen flutes stabbed through the thing so you have to reach up your own ass with a weed removal claw in a vain attempt at relieving yourself of your artificial bowels so that every time you take a shit, you aren't forced to sit through 15 minutes of poor 3rd grade playing of Jeremiah was a Bullfrog after you hear the final splot leave your slowly protracting orafice! Of course because you're using such a crude device you're bound to leave an infection (not to mention a complete lack of bowels) so you're going to have to take an alcohol swab, attach it to the end of a pine cone and swallow it in an attempt to not only relieve the bacterial infection that has surely occured within the depths of your innards, but so that next time you need to start a camp fire, you simply need to bend over and release the sweet sweet kindling that has been hidden inside your rectum low these many weeks! And THAT my friend is why you shouldn't start a lawnmower in a bikini.

[Moiraine]

987 ~ Canadians

[Darunia]

986 ~ Foreigners who come to your country but force you to learn their languages instead of vice versa.

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985 - Comcast

Is it possible to have their cable up and running for an entire week at a time? I dont think so. They piss me off.

[Laser Link]

984 The New York Yankees.

This is another that will probably (and should) show up many times.

[Great Rumbler]

983 - People who forget to number their posts in countdowns.

[Great Rumbler]

982 - People who drive really slow.

[Weltall]

981: That Charter Colony Parkway is so much busier than it should be.

[Darunia]

980 ~ When network execs cancel excellent shows like Futurama and Family Guy yet keep the vastly inferior (but still decent) King of the Hill on the air.

[OB1]

8261- When people don't count right.

[Moiraine]

979 ~ People who do drugs...

[lazyfatbum]

978 ~ Waking up

977 ~ Trying to Sleep

976 ~ Nightmares

975 ~ Trying to draw what you saw in your nightmare

974 ~ Script breakdown sheets

973 ~ The Ramones Revival

972 ~ Sony

971 ~ Microsoft

970 ~ Trying to quit smoking

969 ~ People who tell you to quit smoking

[Moiraine]

968 ~ 2 faced people
967 ~ Girls
966 ~ lying bitchs!!!!!!!

[Great Rumbler]

967 - People who put more than one annoyance per post.

[OB1]

966 - That Moiraine person. What's with those stupid avatars???

[Private Hudson]

965

Obesity in Guatamala

[EdenMaster]

964 - When Moiraine says she hates people who do drugs yet has a pro-marijuana avatar.

[OB1]

963-

Yeah what's with that?

[Undertow]

962-

Really dumb irony.

[OB1]

961-

What?

[Undertow]

960-

what eden was pointing out in his last post.

[Great Rumbler]

959 - Toolbars that keeping coming back when you open a new window, even though you keep removing them.

[OB1]

958-

Computers. I fucking hate 'em. They always break!

[-iLluSiON-]

957-

Any video game system above 16bit.

[Moiraine]

EM ~ Why do you always worry about my avatar? You act as though this is your website or something. Just because I have it up does not mean I can't dislike people who do drugs. I don't do them and I don't like people who do them. I know it sounds ironic but mind your business for ONCE in your life. :finger:
OB1 ~
956 ~ OB1 of course

[-iLluSiON-]

955-
People who mock marijauna yet have never tried it.

[Darunia]

954 ~ SPAM E-MAIL!!!!

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953-

Death threats over Yahoo with bad grammar.

"daniel_camper: it doesn't matter what yur dad says, your going to get the beating of your, ring your friends, you all will be lucky to not die."

[Great Rumbler]

952 - All kinds of ad-ware, spy-ware, theif-ware, ect.

Haha, did someone actually type that? :D

[OB1]

951-

People who say stupid things like "how can you mock marijuana when you've never tried it?". Yeah, and I guess I shouldn't mock alcoholism because I've never been drunk.

[Sacred Jellybean]

Actually, alcoholism would be the nature of one building a dependence on alcohol and consume mass amounts on a daily basis. To succumb to alcohol addiction from getting drunk once is a wide stretch of the imagination.

950 ~ Old fashioned people.

[-iLluSiON-]

949-
People who don't make sense.

What's to say that once you get drunk, you automatically have alcoholism. What's to say that once you smoke marijuana, you're automatically a pothead.

yes, potheads are idiots... it isn't THAT addicting and they can control if they want to buy it or not. but, if you're holding a hatred for something you've never experienced.. well, that makes you an idiot as well.

[Dark Jaguar]

948 - People who think people have to try something before they can judge it.

I don't need to try getting disembowled to know I'll hate it utterly. I am judging that even though I never once tried it and NEVER will try it. A little less of exxageration to proove a point? I also judge blood letting without ever trying it.

[-iLluSiON-]

947 -
People who are easily influenced by outside forces and/or people.

on another note:
lol @ DarkJaguar. Good, looks like DARE worked for you! Congrats!

[Moiraine]

946~ Burger King...

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945-
Waking up before 1am.

Originally posted by Great Rumbler
952 - All kinds of ad-ware, spy-ware, theif-ware, ect.

Haha, did someone actually type that? :D

Yeah, he did. Not sure if he means it though. Hrm, I hope he doesn't try anything stupid, because the army is a lot more strict, and he can get in a shit load of trouble if he tries something. Not to mention if he shows up my house he's losing his balls to my shotgun

[Moiraine]

944 ~ Spiders

[OB1]

943-

People who don't get what I'm saying. I was saying that I don't need to have been drunk even once in my lifetime to know that acoholism is a bad thing. Drinking is the first step to alcoholism, kids.

[Moiraine]

942 ~ OB1s' Ignorance....