5th November 2016, 8:33 PM
It seems the Japanese version was hiding far more insanity than a mere weird translation. Behold, all the hidden endings to this game, ready and waiting to start a whole new wave of memetic madness.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)