10th August 2011, 9:52 PM
He'll not have the Runic Codex long, I think. Lord Alabaster's legions of half-dead she-vampires is already moving its way across the southern plains of Mingletoss, ravaging as it goes. The King's Cakemaster Kimpkins of Blaesforplood already made the mistake of trusting the Codex to an incompetent like Lord Shay Byron, who's only other contribution to the story was to accidentally chop off his own left testicle in a battle with Maris Dongleshinpofftinker on the Plains of Highmark.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.