FUCK LIFE

[lazyfatbum]

FUCK WOMEN

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FUCK

[Dark Jaguar]

Now there's a weird response. These guys are happier with less than you have, so, um, suck it up?

Sorry, I just don't have much respect to the "I was in a couple of bad relationships, and in defiance of statistics and reason have decided that ALL women (2:2,000,000,000; a good sample ratio?) are terrible monsters" line of thought. Ya know, generally when I hear some guy rant about how an entire GENDER is messed up because of their bad experience with a fraction's fraction of a fraction of them, I tend to point out that the only constant in that equation of love is them. Plus, I've let ya vent this sort of generic frustration enough that I don't think generic meaningless words of comfort is the appropriate response. I respect ya more than that anyway.

I hate the dastardly semicolon... I never know when I'm supposed to use that thing.

There's plenty of positive things to get behind ya know, like being terrified of 80's edutainment videos.

In conclusion:

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[lazyfatbum]

you're a woman you wouldn't understand

[Dark Jaguar]

I'm not sure if that's serious or if you're saying that to be ironic.

[lazyfatbum]

*tophat and cane*

[Darunia]

I don't know how I feel about that video being exploited thus.

[lazyfatbum]

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[lazyfatbum]

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[lazyfatbum]

Being completely serious, Travis is well built.

[lazyfatbum]

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Just because its badass.

[Geno]

I never have any idea what's going on in these threads, yet I can't stop reading them.

[Darunia]

Are we still making fun of these poor fellows? Argh. /Moves on to next thread.