Castlevania movie

[Dark Jaguar]

http://pspupdates.qj.net/Spoiler-alert-C...aid/108046

So they basically copied the intro of Castlevania 1 word for word. That shows some promise but this is a video game movie we are talking about here. Seems interesting. You know they'll be adding a side kick or someone Simon can actually talk to though. I mean it's a movie.

[Great Rumbler]

"Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!"

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"

[Dark Jaguar]

That's Richter, this one stars Simon from the very first game, and also they've retranslated Symphony.

Here's the new conversation.

Richter: Dracula. Die now and leave this world! You'll never belong here!

Dracula: Oh, but this world invited me. Your own kind called me forth with praise and tribute.

Richter: Tribute? You're a thief! You steal men's souls, their freedom!

Dracula: Freedom is always sacrificed to faith, good hunter, or are you truly here by choice?

Richter: All I'm here for is you. To hell with your herecy! You're nothing but a blight on mankind.

Dracula: Ha! Mankind, a cesspit of hatred and lies! Fight for them then, and die for their sins!

[Great Rumbler]

Laaaame.

[Dark Jaguar]

Sounds a lot better than it did originally. I mean "die for their sins" comes off a lot better than "enough talk, have at you!". Also, "cesspit of hatred and lies" certainly sounds deeper than "miserable little pile of secrets". The latter really sounds more like the psuedopsychological ramblings of some goth poet.

[A Black Falcon]

Better written and much more sensible, but not funny anymore. :)