Has DJ's account been hacked?

[Great Rumbler]

Halo 3 is coming out soon and everyones talking about it. I played the second one and it was awesome! Oh you guys will love it! I had this one thing where I would just go crazy with two plasma guns and no one stood a chance and it was awesome!

Haha! You guys fight about the gayest things! Who cares? Well anyway goodbie ya tools!

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[A Black Falcon]

Hah, good question...

[Sacred Jellybean]

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. Though the first out-of-place thing I noticed was

Haha! Get a lod of these retards!

[A Black Falcon]

Yeah, that one was definitely odd too.

[EdenMaster]

Either that, or he's resurfacing another of his personas.

[DMiller]

I read the Halo one first and thought it was just DJ sarcasm, but the rest are out of character.

[Great Rumbler]

Actually, it looks like the weird posts have been going on for at least four days. We just didn't notice before because DJ isn't exactly the most normal poster at TC, not that the term "normal" applies to any of us.

[EdenMaster]

Well, his IP address from the last few posts is the same one from the last few months.

I dunno. I'm still leaning towards DJ messing with us.

[Great Rumbler]

If I had to categorize DJ's recent posts, it would be like someone imitating lazyfatbum who, in turn, is imitating DJ.

[alien space marine]

Karen personality has resurfaced.

[lazyfatbum]

*immitates DJ*

Hello my name is Karen and I am a woman. I am probably asian or otherwise brown. I love to theorize on the inner workings of the universe and I am not very confident. And now Dance of Russian Sailors.

Эх, яблочко, Little appple,
Куда ты котишься? Where are you going to?
Ко мне в рот попадешь - You'll get into my mouth
Не воротишься. And never come back.

"Эх, яблочко, Little appple
На тарелочке. Is on the plate.
Надоела мне жена, I am tired of my wife
Пойду к девочке. I will go to young girl.

Эх, яблочко, Oh, little appple,
Ананасное. Pineapple kind.
Не ходи за мной, буржуй, Do not follow me, bourgeois,
Я вся красная. I am with Bolsheviks.

Пароход плывет - The steamboat is going,
Вода кольцами. The water makes rings.
Будем рыбу кормить We will feed the fish
Добровольцами! With volunteers.

Эх, яблочко, Oh, little appple,
С боку зелено, Green on the side.
Надоел мне Колчак - I am tired of Kolchak,
Хочу Ленина. I want Lenin instead.

Эх, яблочко, Little appple
Покатилося. Is rolling.
Колчаковская власть The Kolchak's regime
Обвалилась. Has fallen apart.

Эх, яблочко, Oh, little appple,
Оловянное. tin-made.
Комиссарская власть - The Commissar's regime
Окаянная. Is damned.

Коммунист молодой Young communist,
Зачем женишься? Why do you get married?
Придет Нестор Махно - Nestor Makhno will get back
Куда денешься? You are in big trouble!

[Sacred Jellybean]

Fact: DJ owns and maintains http://www.folkids.com .

[Great Rumbler]

So...where's DJ? It's been four days since his last post, which might not even have been him, and the last login was three days ago...

[A Black Falcon]

Good question, but nobody seems to know...

[Great Rumbler]

Now it's been five days.

[lazyfatbum]

Dear God that's more than four! This calls for wild accusations and unfounded claims.

I found this on http://www.reuters.com

Rare Dark Jaguar death under investigation.

While on his way to visit his grandparents (details below) DJ was struck by a vintage 1978 black Jaguar XJ Sedan head on, applied directly to his forehead, on the corner of West Palmetto st. and the 301 in Pee Dee and survived. But then died shortly after having fully realized the irony; laughing so hard that he shot his own brains out his nose. Dr. Pery involved with the investigation who was called to the local hospital where DJ was found in the breakroom, collapsed on the floor next the streams of fluids and organic matter coined the condition as "humor enduced brain evacuation" and has since been nominated to be awarded 7 distinct honors for its discovery. "Sometimes things are just too ironic" Said Dr, Pery, he added: "... the body has no choice but to reject its own brain, much like food that had gone bad." DJ's family, still unable to interview released a small statement to the press which reads:

"It's not funny. Not in the least, in any way. What happened is not funny. At all. It is not, seriously not funny."

For unknown reasons the parents have decided to wait until 6 days have passed before telling his friends of his accident so that people will notice his absence prior to releasing the statement. During a brief phone conversation with DJ's mother (a day before this article would be made public) she explained "The more boring of the crew there (at Tendo City) will start asking questions, the ones with no sense of humor. Accountants... ABF. That thing. Then others will ask questions, when everyone's really worried we'll tell them he's dead. Guilt is like wine, you have to step on the grapes... or whatever." Light Tiger, DJ's mother, consoled by her boyfriend lazyfatbum will be attending the funeral in Africa under the Cats Tree of anthropormorphic human felines which includes left handed people and women who own their own lifting belt.

The irony of the accident is under heavy investigation because of its nature. "That just doesn't happen." said Investigations Officer and head of the Pee Dee CIS officer Rutz Haggerdy. The map used (shown below) is believed to be a code of some type though no further details were given.

<a href="http://www.mapquest.com/directions/main.adp?do=nw&long=%2d80002866&2pn=Grandparent%27s%20Secret&height=564&q=grandparents%20vista&2ct=NA&1y=US&r=f&1z=28012&2a=4761%20Highway%20501%20%23%208&mo=ma&2s=SC&2c=Myrtle%20Beach&dtype=s&2ffi=1&cl=EN&width=986&2v=ADDRESS&1qn=DJ%27s%20house&lat=34506920&did=1191124745&2qn=grandparents%20vista&qq=XdcTfhe4RRVLsI0GT2xIgHKHRJo5%252bDkW9lRZOxmDsEATU8iFRuPhvNLnNRO0B%252bHO3wwrhzmgZqPcOsKslzJXY9srEtx8rkiYD%252bETzAIgbVuHb6v10yJgRseovxj3bQjYv5pNE1U%252f1XSxMIL1%252bpmHA3%252fs51Q2ImwvgcgjcGC5d4XDhpZO5cTIZQXyQuPNbVCXK50%252fU8IfNBjMK5jU4csoyhw4gyqWHI3m%252fFll19zKsZQksYwu2sSLUs0KPAbqN%252bkuYmzZXMt5xxcJGtoazsGq%252bx2AznZcZa8Z3je8xlw7ibBRfTLuV0CFOmjVdAW5LeTOSa65JKVUFRGFTYm%252f4RdM7TbqCoIoWAh%252bFDQeBHR2vylH4MBvL3xeArbgbEpQMfIXY8TG1f5mkxzttxC3xhmogxueg8%252bZTCPPprQ4CooSxy1ZkOA5qgaNRJue8unyw7PbV2s15M32jyKMS2RPaf1tI97%252bijBKh%252f5fbm0IEw2uK1gKhaNsynT7ic9aNf6q7w25G42sr1YGKMcXmORB5ztgzQwxSaYSfsgsl6v4aUsByy3HjXFcVc9HoFLGQ56iIibDlzUcg2mhcRrBbWtoWdV7gUEfdM0K1pzop7O7WWkoMd40f9jYsnAtdl3Zlrp1pB8qLtbZhDE5rKB6Oe8uCEhRFi%252bGOdWxou6JuT8bpJTG4k%252bxaFjmGeY7cv1acXEaCD0V9McvGjg7m8GK8FZekc8lBw%253d%253d&1a=1330%20Fallingbrook%20Ct&2y=US&un=m&2z=29579&1s=NC&1c=Belmont&zoom=4&1pl=704%2d616%2d5937&2qc=Children%27s%20Clothing&2pl=843%2d236%2d9456&1ffi=1&go=1&rsres=1&1v=ADDRESS&ct=NA&1pn=Party%20House%20Dj%27s&1l=EqgXIC3H13buipknVn3BPQ==&1g=Y1jkb2yO6IfD7IyDV5OMyA==&2l=g/sDmvTXxCtH2tIJ/GGHmw==&2g=eEc//bY9sens+gxLBobGPQ==">Driving Directions from House - Dj's, to Grandparent's</a>

[Laser Link]

Hehehe. DJ is acting wierd. Great Rumbler is the first to notice something is happening. Eden Master is STILL tracking people's IPs. lazy is completely random and insane. And I can't type accurately.


Somethings never change.

[A Black Falcon]

I just hope DJ comes back... the post count here is DEAD! I tried making some threads recently (noticing how no one else was), but no one's posting...

[alien space marine]

Dark Jaguar Is here

Thats right !

[Great Rumbler]

Normally I wouldn't be bothered, but considering that his last thirteen posts were completely out of character, even for him, and the fact that he hasn't even visited the forum in nearly six days, I'm a bit concerned here...

[alien space marine]

DJ was replaced

Body snatchers

wink wink

*not to tendocity*

[Dark Jaguar]

A VERY good question... Excuse me a moment...

[Great Rumbler]

Holy Spekkio, it's Dork Joguar!