The World's Lamest

[Dark Jaguar]

Comic books are home to some pretty odd depths of utterly strange and bizarre, but above all that, we have the lamest beings ever created.

I present to you what I consider the LAMEST of all super power peoples.

RAINBOW RAIDER

http://www.seanbaby.com/stupcom/rainbow.htm

Anyone wish to one-up this guy? You have a tough job ahead of you. His specialist ability is to suck out your colors to make you weak, like he's Murky Dismal or something.

[alien space marine]

the Gays need a super hero and I imagine the arch nemesis will be the "Fruit Basher".

[lazyfatbum]

The obligatory black gay super hero - Fudge Packer. Super power: Knows when gucci's in season and and can fire warm chocolate from his..... wrists

Pillow Biter. Super Power: Puts his enemies to sleep by telling them about Rinaldo in Guam, whom he almost married but decided against it because his family (jewish) forbid him.

Butt Pirate. Super Power: Looks alot like Johnny Depp, just got all his teeth capped and thinks he's an expert at it.

Gaydar. Super power: Half Robot, half Fabulous! Can spot a closet case a mile away. Dislikes bedspreads/sheets not made of Egyptian cotton of atleast 800 thread count.

[Dark Jaguar]

Hey now! Let's not get STUPID here! I'm trying to talk about a color blind super villian that rides around on rainbows and can steal your colors and make you sad!

Rainbow Raider: I BELIEVE IN ME!

Go for it Raider!