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    Tendo City Tendo City: Metropolitan District Ramble City Farewell Cisco Router, I will miss you!

     
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    Farewell Cisco Router, I will miss you!
    etoven
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    #1
    29th March 2007, 4:55 PM
    Last night my Cisco router met an untimely death at the hands of a firmware update. This router has served TovenSolutions well and will be sorely missed.

    Brief history of router...

    1. Lived in five different server rooms at five different locations.
    2. Been updated with new version of OS 4 times. Including 2 major updates that added new features.
    3. Used on three different TovenSolutions owned networks.
    4. Processed over 20 million packets of data over 10 different websites.
    Events that happened during it's owner ship.
    1. Moved three times
    2. Got car stolen at gun point
    3. Survived 3 different jobs
    4. And finally killed by my own hand at the behest of a minor security update.
    The new router is up and running however, and is new with all the latest bells and whistles, bringing faster and more accurate Qos (Quality of Service) packets to TovenNet as well as Voip to me and my customers.

    BTW I wish to thank Ryan for his financial support.

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    Dark Jaguar
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    29th March 2007, 8:24 PM
    <img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_difference.png">
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #3
    29th March 2007, 9:28 PM
    Car stolen at gun point?

    Holy fuck!!

    Where did this happen?
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    30th March 2007, 12:21 AM
    If I were to guess, probably near his car.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #5
    30th March 2007, 9:15 AM
    alien space marine Wrote:Car stolen at gun point?

    Holy fuck!!

    Where did this happen?
    It happend in the parking lot of the Chesterfield Town Center mall in Richmond.... While I was In my car..
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    30th March 2007, 9:55 AM
    I'm still undecided whether this eulogy leans more towards touching or creepy.
    YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
    WE STAND AT THE DOOR
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    #7
    30th March 2007, 11:48 AM
    Bash the thing with a hammer and invest in a Linksys.
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    30th March 2007, 2:18 PM
    Great Rumbler Wrote:Bash the thing with a hammer and invest in a Linksys.

    It was a Linksys, they were baught out by Cisco. lol
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    #9
    30th March 2007, 3:03 PM
    Whatever, just get a new one.
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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