18th June 2006, 9:18 PM
Got the chance to play one in a store. Disappointed. The texture doesn't feel like what it looks like. I expected the feeling of PURE GLOSS. It just feels like regular plastic, like my 360 controller.
Review site A: The screens now touch when you close the system, it's a good thing because it prevents something from getting between the screen and scratching either one.
Me: LIAR! Did you even try to test out that hypothesis? Here's another possibility: closing it when some small thing on it you didn't notice actually GUARENTEES BOTH screens will be scratched, HARD. Before, if it was small, no worries.
Review site B: Instead of those terrible clicky buttons the original had, now it has the same buttons as on the GBA micro, which are softer.
Review site B (back when it reviewed the GBA SP): Instead of the soft unresponsive buttons of the original GBA, the new SP has more clicky buttons which are much more responsive and feel just plain better. I'm surprised they didn't think of this earlier.
Me: Way to be hypocrites guys!
Makes me want to vent pure tabasco sauce, which is my BLOOD, in these guy's open wounds which I will inflict with my HAIR! Too bad I don't bleed because that's just how awesome I am!
Review site A: The screens now touch when you close the system, it's a good thing because it prevents something from getting between the screen and scratching either one.
Me: LIAR! Did you even try to test out that hypothesis? Here's another possibility: closing it when some small thing on it you didn't notice actually GUARENTEES BOTH screens will be scratched, HARD. Before, if it was small, no worries.
Review site B: Instead of those terrible clicky buttons the original had, now it has the same buttons as on the GBA micro, which are softer.
Review site B (back when it reviewed the GBA SP): Instead of the soft unresponsive buttons of the original GBA, the new SP has more clicky buttons which are much more responsive and feel just plain better. I'm surprised they didn't think of this earlier.
Me: Way to be hypocrites guys!
Makes me want to vent pure tabasco sauce, which is my BLOOD, in these guy's open wounds which I will inflict with my HAIR! Too bad I don't bleed because that's just how awesome I am!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)