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    #251
    24th August 2003, 12:49 PM
    Down with the Red Ants! Quickly! Gather the mysterious green circles and get back to the colony!
    The Earthworker Race has ended.  Everybody wins.
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    #252
    24th August 2003, 3:01 PM
    We must protect the queen!
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    #253
    24th August 2003, 4:25 PM
    I'm the queen!


    ....king.
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    #254
    24th August 2003, 5:53 PM
    Erm
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    #255
    24th August 2003, 6:15 PM
    That's a Fairly Odd Parents quote!
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    #256
    25th August 2003, 3:33 PM
    A new comic is coming very soon! And I can guarantee you that a certain member here isn't going to like it very much, but he doesn't come in here anywhere so it doesn't matter!
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    #257
    25th August 2003, 3:35 PM
    Quote:Originally posted by Dark Jaguar
    That's a Fairly Odd Parents quote!


    Is it really? I've seen that show a few times and it is pretty funny, but I don't think I've seen the episode you're thinking of.
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    #258
    25th August 2003, 3:52 PM
    And here it is!

    31 - An Operatic Moment!!
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    #259
    25th August 2003, 4:03 PM
    I thought I told you no more broom!

    And yes, that's an odd parents quote (yes that IS a hilarious show, but like Invader Zim I fear pretty soon Nick will cancel this one too for no good reason). It's from an episode where evil babysitter Vickie is queen of the skate park, and Timmy wants to become the NEW queen... er, king. And his friend's braces are a swiss army knife.
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    #260
    25th August 2003, 6:18 PM
    I didn't see that one. I only saw the Crimson Chin episode and the Western one, I think.
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    #261
    25th August 2003, 6:18 PM
    Hahaha, I don't think Darunia is going to like that strip.
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    #262
    25th August 2003, 6:23 PM
    There are many episodes of CRIMSON CHIN!

    You should see the King Arthur one.

    "I can see... I CAN FIGHT!"

    Timmy: He's killing the dragon right now. Everything's going to be oookaaay.

    *horrible screams come from cave and arthur's burnt bones fly out*
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #263
    26th August 2003, 4:39 AM
    Ahh, always some time for some good Darunia-bashing... :)
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    #264
    26th August 2003, 1:18 PM
    Do you think one of use should tell him about this. :D
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    #265
    26th August 2003, 4:45 PM
    OB1 and Darunia just can't stop arguing, so Great Rumbler has to come up with a PERMANENT sollution to the problem!

    32 - Great Rumbler Goes Insane
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    #266
    26th August 2003, 4:54 PM
    Haha, it would have been perfect if you had used that laser eye thing that I made.
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    #267
    26th August 2003, 5:01 PM
    That SO could happen!
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    #268
    3rd September 2003, 5:08 PM
    So... no more comics, GR? :(
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    #269
    3rd September 2003, 5:57 PM
    Actually...I've got a new right here!! I'll try to keep making new comics as long as I can, but coming up with new material isn't an easy task!

    33 - To Joke or Not To Joke!!
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    #270
    3rd September 2003, 6:19 PM
    Yay!
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    #271
    3rd September 2003, 7:33 PM
    That does sound like DJ and OB1... :)
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    #272
    2nd October 2003, 2:13 PM (This post was last modified: 2nd October 2003, 3:14 PM by Great Rumbler.)
    Just when you thought it was gone for good, Tendocity's #1 comic series is back for one final run up to the to explosively action-packed ending! Featuring your daily recommended allowance of deserted island adventures, cannibal jokes, nuclear explosions, rabid fanboys, and mystery guest appearances! Secretary of Defence Donald Rumsfelds says "this is the craziest thing I've even seen and I work at the Pentagon!" USA Today raves "These last comics are so funny I puked all over my best friends!" ALL stops will be ripped out of the ground, shot up, bashed in with metal baseball bats, and run over by SUVs, to bring you what might possibly be the craziest, funniest, and most over-the-top example of insanity ever to grace this planet we call Earth!

    Coming Soon: The Last Ride of the Ava-Comics!!
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    #273
    2nd October 2003, 2:29 PM
    WHY AM I NOT IN THESE?

    *chases GR with a spoon*
    <font size='-2'>ANIMATION CENTRAL ALL ANIMATIONS HAVE TO GO!</font>
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    #274
    2nd October 2003, 7:48 PM
    The end? But they were good...
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    #275
    2nd October 2003, 8:00 PM
    Sure, but they were getting pretty hard to do.

    Once you see the comics you'll realise why the won't be anymore...or perhaps we could just do another one of those something bad happens and then you find out it was all dream things. :)
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    #276
    4th October 2003, 3:37 PM (This post was last modified: 4th October 2003, 6:30 PM by Great Rumbler.)
    DJ's new hobby is atracting some unwanted attention, so GR decides that it might not be a bad idea to leave the country for a while.

    34 - An Out-of-Country Vacation!!
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    #277
    4th October 2003, 4:01 PM
    Quote:There are many episodes of CRIMSON CHIN!

    You should see the King Arthur one.

    "I can see... I CAN FIGHT!"

    Timmy: He's killing the dragon right now. Everything's going to be oookaaay.

    *horrible screams come from cave and arthur's burnt bones fly out*

    Ugh, I hate that show. The animation is terrible, the jokes are agonizingly unfunny/predictable, and the concept is stupid. Typical Nickelodeon cartoon, I suppose.
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    #278
    4th October 2003, 4:59 PM
    This doesn't look good... :D
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    #279
    4th October 2003, 6:31 PM
    It gets worse, believe me. :)
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    #280
    4th October 2003, 7:11 PM
    Oh SJ, that's just because you killed your inner child! I SAW it! The jokes are funny BECAUSE the jokes aren't the ACTUAL joke! The joke is they make fun of the jokes they joke about. Is any of this getting through to you son? (I tell ya the kid's nice but he's about as sharp as a bowling ball...)

    Meanwhile, that green stuff isn't what you think! It's.... magic potion... yeah, that's it. See? It... magically transformed that fish!

    ABF: That looks more like a bison to me, a horrible 3 headed one with no skin at that....

    DJ: Yeah, magically transformed from a fish! Now it can frolic in the Meadow of Contentment!
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    #281
    4th October 2003, 7:52 PM
    As much as I'd like to put that in my comic I don't think I can draw a three headed bison with no skin.

    Comics remaining till cannibal joke: 3
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    #282
    4th October 2003, 8:15 PM
    Quote:Oh SJ, that's just because you killed your inner child! I SAW it! The jokes are funny BECAUSE the jokes aren't the ACTUAL joke! The joke is they make fun of the jokes they joke about. Is any of this getting through to you son? (I tell ya the kid's nice but he's about as sharp as a bowling ball...)

    No, dammit, that's not good enough. The show doesn't even present any self-awareness as to joking about the jokes they joke about and...

    Ahh, screw it. My inner child could beat up your inner child!
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    #283
    4th October 2003, 8:35 PM
    We really need to remake the Creativity page and put both this stuff and all the old Shiggy stuff on it...
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    #284
    5th October 2003, 11:41 AM
    I might do that if I have time...or any understanding of how exactly to do that.
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    #285
    5th October 2003, 1:27 PM
    ABF, GR, DJ, geoboy, and OB1 are now on their way to the Bahamas, but will a small techical difficulty prevent them from reaching their destination?

    35 - Technical Difficulties!!
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    #286
    5th October 2003, 1:57 PM
    Maybe cooking a mattress wasn't such a good idea in retrospect... Hindsight is always 20/20 isn't it?
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    #287
    5th October 2003, 3:11 PM
    Indeed it is. :D

    The thing of love most about that comic is that somehow the entire exterior of the plan has caught fire in a wholely impossibly improbable manner.
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    #288
    5th October 2003, 3:42 PM
    Yes GR, we got the joke. I was THERE remember?
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    #289
    5th October 2003, 5:33 PM
    ABF, GR, OB1, geoboy, and DJ manage to survive the plane crash and they all wind up on a deserted island.

    36 - An Island Adventure!!
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    #290
    5th October 2003, 5:34 PM (This post was last modified: 5th October 2003, 7:55 PM by Dark Jaguar.)
    DJ: Hmm, I notice OB1 is made entirely out of meat... No reason, just sayin' is all.

    OB1: If you even humor the thought of thinking about eating me, yours will be a fate worse than, or at least equal to, a severe paintball massacre!

    DJ: Paintball?! Yeesh you ARE a girl!

    GR: You'll have to excuse DJ, coming from a place where immortality is taken for granted and all...

    OB1: Pfft, immortality is for the weak who need it as a crutch.

    ABF: Did you just mock immortality?
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    #291
    6th October 2003, 2:09 PM
    Hahaha, great work GR!
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    #292
    6th October 2003, 2:18 PM
    Remember the waiter with stumps for hands? There was a time when he was known simply as the waiter with HANDS for hands. And what hands they were....

    However, that all changed the day they installed... the spaggetti grinder...

    Waiter: *is cutting spaggetti on huge machine with many giant spining blades*

    Random guy walking in: Hey you!

    Waiter: Yes sir?

    Guy: The water was too wet!

    Waiter: Well it is water sir and...

    Then, it happened...

    Guy: No no! You must pay for this! *suddenly, the man chews off the waiter's hands with his bare teeth*

    Thus, how that waiter became the waiter with stumps for hands.
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    #293
    6th October 2003, 2:35 PM
    Holy crap that sounds crazy enough to be true!
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    #294
    6th October 2003, 3:02 PM
    My comics are so true, they're crazy!


    DJ discovers a mysterious chest under a rock, what treasures could be inside?

    37 - The Voodoo Curse!!
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    #295
    6th October 2003, 3:04 PM
    Where the hell did I go?
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    #296
    6th October 2003, 3:15 PM
    You were off doing something on the other side of the island, besides I can only fit so many avatar in a panel.
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    #297
    6th October 2003, 3:17 PM
    I guess you don't love me then!!
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    #298
    6th October 2003, 4:36 PM
    Hey, that's me all over (well, I think that speech bubble was pointing to the middle person....), I DO think zombies are generally a bad thing! That is SO specifically me!

    I'll tell ya this. That's why I always eat garlic EVERY morning. Don't try eating a cross, that don't work.
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    #299
    7th October 2003, 4:31 PM
    The zombies are on the loose, so geoboy, GR, and DJ hide up in the trees. Meanwhile, ABF and OB1 are unlucky enough to get caught by them out in the open. What will happen next?!

    38 - Resident of Evil Beach!!
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    7th October 2003, 5:15 PM
    This is not looking good...
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