14th July 2003, 10:34 AM
You need to learn to either enjoy life or make some actual JOKES. Really, the "come back" is so passe. The best way to make yourself look funnier is to EXPAND upon the previous joke! That's the funny way!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)