23rd September 2020, 3:33 PM
*Somewhere deep under ground, in a moist, slimy cave, a bug-eyed Sacred Jellbean ham-fistedly paws a keyboard, his face dripping with sweat*
SACRED JELLYBEAN: He-HAW! I hate all you rock-eating DIGGERS! I denigrate you with impunity!
*Suddenly, Goron troops of the Elite 517th Special Forces unit, smash through his vault door, toting MP-40s*
OFFICER: HIT THE DECK! DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SACRED JELLYBEAN: As if I'm going to let a fillthy DIGGER like you tell me what to---
**CONCENTREATED MACHINE GUN FIRE**
SACRED JELLYBEAN: He-HAW! I hate all you rock-eating DIGGERS! I denigrate you with impunity!
*Suddenly, Goron troops of the Elite 517th Special Forces unit, smash through his vault door, toting MP-40s*
OFFICER: HIT THE DECK! DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SACRED JELLYBEAN: As if I'm going to let a fillthy DIGGER like you tell me what to---
**CONCENTREATED MACHINE GUN FIRE**
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST