12th July 2020, 6:40 AM
Not to stereotype, but every fairy I've met has been very shrew. Why are they so bossy! I'm just trying to save the world, I don't need some dame nagging me with hints. I'm a MAN, damn it! Let me prove it. Where's a princess to rescue?! I'm gonna plant a big ol' smoocher to wake her up.
Impa, stop! It's not non-consensual! She never said no!
Impa, stop! It's not non-consensual! She never said no!