6th November 2012, 11:23 PM
I so called it. I knew Romney would win the GOP nomination even while Rick Perry, Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, and Rick Santorum each got their fifteen minutes of fame. I knew the race would be very close. I knew Obama would ultimately win. I knew my Facebook news feed would implode in an apocalyptic meltdown. I called every friggin' shot of this election! I am just that good.
So the results are in: the Democrats control the White House and the Senate and the Republicans control the House of Representatives. So yeah, the federal government looks about the same as it already did.
Four states legalized same-sex unions. Hurray for social progress!
Colorado legalized recreational marijuana. Tax the bejeezes out of that stuff! Pay our deficit, create jobs, and help folks to mellow out, maaaaaan!
And can someone fill me in on whether Puerto Rico is now the 51st state? If so, I need a new flag!
So yeah, four more years and whatnot. 'MURRIKA!
So the results are in: the Democrats control the White House and the Senate and the Republicans control the House of Representatives. So yeah, the federal government looks about the same as it already did.
Four states legalized same-sex unions. Hurray for social progress!
Colorado legalized recreational marijuana. Tax the bejeezes out of that stuff! Pay our deficit, create jobs, and help folks to mellow out, maaaaaan!
And can someone fill me in on whether Puerto Rico is now the 51st state? If so, I need a new flag!
So yeah, four more years and whatnot. 'MURRIKA!