25th February 2012, 5:59 PM
Don't blame me, I haven't been on TC for three days..
At any rate here goes:
Lazy... At some point in your life your body goes threw changes. This happens as you get older. Your penis may get hard for absolutely no reason..
In your case this is because a hot Latino women is masturbating on her baby and you have nothing to live for. As you much on Tacos and sing moonlight becomes you.. You may notice a change.. "downstains". For most people this is called a erection, but in your case you penis is simply dieing from too little oxygen. And as you poo out your anus so hard that you shit a hole threw your pant's, remember that this is called "climaxing", or in your case, being so aroused that you turbo shit your old people underwear. Just remember that in your case this is a normal reaction to getting older.
So, don't worry sun all this means that your turning into a big boy! And god hates you.. :)
So, here is what I did for your birthday... At 12:01 AM I have arranged 4 fully grown very pregnant female chimps to give birth on your kitchen floor, they are about loaded to capacity with water wait and hot for you! Later on, they will each have their way with you because they fell threatened because you are to close to their new born. And as you look around conveniently placed with in reaching distance, you will find the following items, three pairs of socks, a rubber chicken, one banana and three pairs of duct tape..
Yes I said duct not duck because I'm awesome like that..
So happy birthday, you chimp jerking retard.. Because bubbles is looking for older men now and your it!
At any rate here goes:
Lazy... At some point in your life your body goes threw changes. This happens as you get older. Your penis may get hard for absolutely no reason..
In your case this is because a hot Latino women is masturbating on her baby and you have nothing to live for. As you much on Tacos and sing moonlight becomes you.. You may notice a change.. "downstains". For most people this is called a erection, but in your case you penis is simply dieing from too little oxygen. And as you poo out your anus so hard that you shit a hole threw your pant's, remember that this is called "climaxing", or in your case, being so aroused that you turbo shit your old people underwear. Just remember that in your case this is a normal reaction to getting older.
So, don't worry sun all this means that your turning into a big boy! And god hates you.. :)
So, here is what I did for your birthday... At 12:01 AM I have arranged 4 fully grown very pregnant female chimps to give birth on your kitchen floor, they are about loaded to capacity with water wait and hot for you! Later on, they will each have their way with you because they fell threatened because you are to close to their new born. And as you look around conveniently placed with in reaching distance, you will find the following items, three pairs of socks, a rubber chicken, one banana and three pairs of duct tape..
Yes I said duct not duck because I'm awesome like that..
So happy birthday, you chimp jerking retard.. Because bubbles is looking for older men now and your it!