5th September 2010, 12:27 AM
This just in: Steven Colbert is also in the game, to boost your Patriotic Arsekicker stat.
This also just in: Duke isn't some pansy spartan, he doesn't need a suit and he can carry all weapons, everywhere, forever!
On another note, I say the shrink ray should work in reverse, because Duke's so cool he insists on making all his enemies 5 times bigger just to make things interesting.
This also just in: Duke isn't some pansy spartan, he doesn't need a suit and he can carry all weapons, everywhere, forever!
On another note, I say the shrink ray should work in reverse, because Duke's so cool he insists on making all his enemies 5 times bigger just to make things interesting.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)