22nd April 2003, 9:54 PM
HA HA HA HA U R TEH GAY LOL! Hello friends, neighbors, Japanese, and midgets! Broadcasting live from your anus, it's the Lazyfatbum show, hosted by me, Lazyfatbum! All of you STFU while we cruise the airwaves together nude to the sounds of Mark Woodbridge fucking a sow pig. ROTFLMAO. Dibbly Witmire Pudding Shamp. The chickens speak in colors. Whales speak telepathically. Through their butts. It's cold, and there are wolves after Penderecki's lost works of nipple sandwich battleships bombarding the surface with my gigantic dick. Word up my niggaz, you are all my niggaz, word to the mizzo, motherfuckers. Yall be trippin and shit, word. Super Mario Sunshine, only on the Nintendo Gamecube Console. Shine Motherfucking Get, Motherfucker! N_A is oh so gay, he sleeps with Ken Lay, on Canada Day, it's such a shame! nickdaddyg is as gay as can be, he likes to hump trees, oh die, would you please? Tune in next time with our special guest Buckwheat as he whups the tar outer my britches, sho nuff. Ta ta, stupid asses!
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WE STAND AT THE DOOR
WE STAND AT THE DOOR