17th December 2007, 1:41 PM
thank you n-man, looks like it finished with no bids again but I got a lot of messages asking me to sell it cheaper. :D
well, I met Marieke finally. We only talked for about ten minutes and she kinda suddenly ran off. She didn't want to hug me so I respected that, hurt like hell though. My brain was all emotional thumbs so i was of course retarded. But she told me that she has no love for me and seeing her say that to me felt so surreal... it was a year of hard work to get there and I couldn't relax to just enjoy the sights, like museums or whatever, but I did get to know the people really well. I spent most of my time there on the streets just exploring and talking. Believe people when they say the dutch are weird, weird doesn't begin to describe it. All in all meeting Marieke made the hard work and the trip worth it. I wish things were different and she would be willing to offer me a second chance or.... millionth chance, depending on your view. Although I guess technically it was the first time we broke up. It was just a big break up.
Now its switch gears and focus on California. It's going to be weird because I always imagined that she'd be with me, but instead of doing it the "family, pets in the car road trip method" i'm going commando style, like an editing and sound engineering ninja. All I have to do now is save up some more mony again.
some things that happened:
I was hanging out in front a snackbar where I got some fries (apparently its one of the best places to go and I couldn't even find a name of what it is) and I found myself talking to a group of people around my age. We talked about relationships, Marieke and they were all curious about America. I brought up that i'm divorcing and one guy said "oh ja okay, I love divorce". I laughed and said why's that? and he answered "Because of all the new pussy!" Which was very Chappelle so I said "But I like the old pussy!"
him: nah! let the old pussy go, new pussy is best!
me: bullshit
him: *sings in opera* NEW PUSSY!!!!!
me: *sings in opera* I love the old pussy!
him: *in opera* Leave the old pussy!
me: I feel like an X-rated disney movie
him: okay! *sings* it means no worries... for the rest of your days!!! its problem free philosophy!!!
me: ......Akuna-new-pussy?
me and him: *singing* Akuna-new-pussy!! aint no passing craze!!!!
one guy in the group: *laughs and vomits*
This happened the first night I went out exploring:
Guy on the street: *has a suitcase* hallo. Amerikan?
me: yeah, how'd you guess?
Guy: u look lost *smiles*
me: I probably am. I'm looking for ....unger....flavel.... straat... for an internet cafe.
Guy: oh ja, jost keep walking vat way.
Me: cool
Guy: Ja okay, vould you like charlie?
me: waht
drug pusher: charlie... cocains?
me: ......no
drug pusher: ja okay then.
me: ...........................ok
Drug pusher: I have X
me: who doesn't. No thanks.
drug pusher: You want sex?
me: not with you.
drugpusher/pimp: I have vomen for u
me: okay. Really, no. And.... no
drug pusher/pimp: if change mind u tell me
me: yeah
drug pusher/pimp: .........u vant car?
me: you sell cars too
drug pusher/pimp/car salesman: ja
me: ...
drug pusher/pimp/car salesman: i get u smartcar only 600 euro
me: .......do you have a laptop with a wificard for sale?
him: no
me: See, that's funny.
him: ?
me: how much would it cost to watch 12 women do a horse?
him: 1200 euro
me: *laughing* I had to piss but I think I just swallowed it
him: ja, pissing, 60 euro, she pee on you?
me: OKAY, bye! let me know if you get a laptop for sale
him: come back 1 hour, I have a laptop to zell. I zell cheap to u I like u.
me: k *run*
In America it goes like this.
drug pusher: yogetthefuckoutmahfacebitch100dollasshit
you: youcrazywitchoBULLshitmothafukatellinmebout100dollas
drug pusher: *kills you* aintnowalmartmuthafuka
and that's the 14 year olds in the burbs. Everyone I met in holland is like.... kinda child-like in a weird way. Ever spend the night at someone's house when you were younger and their parents were on vacation so you just went nuts and did anything you wanted to? It's like that except the whole city.
well, I met Marieke finally. We only talked for about ten minutes and she kinda suddenly ran off. She didn't want to hug me so I respected that, hurt like hell though. My brain was all emotional thumbs so i was of course retarded. But she told me that she has no love for me and seeing her say that to me felt so surreal... it was a year of hard work to get there and I couldn't relax to just enjoy the sights, like museums or whatever, but I did get to know the people really well. I spent most of my time there on the streets just exploring and talking. Believe people when they say the dutch are weird, weird doesn't begin to describe it. All in all meeting Marieke made the hard work and the trip worth it. I wish things were different and she would be willing to offer me a second chance or.... millionth chance, depending on your view. Although I guess technically it was the first time we broke up. It was just a big break up.
Now its switch gears and focus on California. It's going to be weird because I always imagined that she'd be with me, but instead of doing it the "family, pets in the car road trip method" i'm going commando style, like an editing and sound engineering ninja. All I have to do now is save up some more mony again.
some things that happened:
I was hanging out in front a snackbar where I got some fries (apparently its one of the best places to go and I couldn't even find a name of what it is) and I found myself talking to a group of people around my age. We talked about relationships, Marieke and they were all curious about America. I brought up that i'm divorcing and one guy said "oh ja okay, I love divorce". I laughed and said why's that? and he answered "Because of all the new pussy!" Which was very Chappelle so I said "But I like the old pussy!"
him: nah! let the old pussy go, new pussy is best!
me: bullshit
him: *sings in opera* NEW PUSSY!!!!!
me: *sings in opera* I love the old pussy!
him: *in opera* Leave the old pussy!
me: I feel like an X-rated disney movie
him: okay! *sings* it means no worries... for the rest of your days!!! its problem free philosophy!!!
me: ......Akuna-new-pussy?
me and him: *singing* Akuna-new-pussy!! aint no passing craze!!!!
one guy in the group: *laughs and vomits*
This happened the first night I went out exploring:
Guy on the street: *has a suitcase* hallo. Amerikan?
me: yeah, how'd you guess?
Guy: u look lost *smiles*
me: I probably am. I'm looking for ....unger....flavel.... straat... for an internet cafe.
Guy: oh ja, jost keep walking vat way.
Me: cool
Guy: Ja okay, vould you like charlie?
me: waht
drug pusher: charlie... cocains?
me: ......no
drug pusher: ja okay then.
me: ...........................ok
Drug pusher: I have X
me: who doesn't. No thanks.
drug pusher: You want sex?
me: not with you.
drugpusher/pimp: I have vomen for u
me: okay. Really, no. And.... no
drug pusher/pimp: if change mind u tell me
me: yeah
drug pusher/pimp: .........u vant car?
me: you sell cars too
drug pusher/pimp/car salesman: ja
me: ...
drug pusher/pimp/car salesman: i get u smartcar only 600 euro
me: .......do you have a laptop with a wificard for sale?
him: no
me: See, that's funny.
him: ?
me: how much would it cost to watch 12 women do a horse?
him: 1200 euro
me: *laughing* I had to piss but I think I just swallowed it
him: ja, pissing, 60 euro, she pee on you?
me: OKAY, bye! let me know if you get a laptop for sale
him: come back 1 hour, I have a laptop to zell. I zell cheap to u I like u.
me: k *run*
In America it goes like this.
drug pusher: yogetthefuckoutmahfacebitch100dollasshit
you: youcrazywitchoBULLshitmothafukatellinmebout100dollas
drug pusher: *kills you* aintnowalmartmuthafuka
and that's the 14 year olds in the burbs. Everyone I met in holland is like.... kinda child-like in a weird way. Ever spend the night at someone's house when you were younger and their parents were on vacation so you just went nuts and did anything you wanted to? It's like that except the whole city.