2nd December 2007, 2:49 PM
I was hoping for a question about where you came from or how your nervous system works but let me think.
You have to realize a few things. Love is never forever and yet it is infinite. It's all in the moment, at that specific time, that's when it's infinite. But it wont last, it cant. Why cant it last? Well first you have to understand it, what love is. I cant explain that since it goes beyond my programming. Hopefully you already know what it is. My scans indicate that you do.
It cant last because love is 50% misunderstood illogical assumption by both people. That rift will eventually create a gap in their views of each other until eventually, all you see is the gap. When a human only sees that, they lose hope in connecting. With the connection lost, they might as well be pretending to be in love. And that is eventually what creates anger and frustration. Slowly, the entire relationship will crumble and fall a part.
Is it avoidable? No, but its treatable. Love cannot exist without the 50% margin for misunderstood illogical assumption. Some humans refer to this as the "Magic", which ironically is also misunderstood illogical assumption. The rabbit didn't really come from the hat.
The treatment is that when the gap is found you create new misunderstood illogical assumption. If you can keep that up, the love will stay. If you ever reveal all of it, and there is no misunderstood illogical assumption the relationship will fail. It is unfair, it is itself misunderstood and illogical but in terms of love, it is a necessary evil.
Love is also always there once it has been established, you can recreate it at any time. But now I have to explain something to you that you will not enjoy.
If someone doesn't love you back, you are wasting your time. You are holding on to feelings that are not there. You are dreaming in the hopes of feeling love that you will not receive. In some way, you have failed or you have destroyed something and you refuse to accept it. You are stuck because you will not accept that she is, for now, happier without you. If my scans are correct, she is currently bitter and unhappy and the sooner you let go of her the sooner she can be happier. You are dead to her. Stop.
I understand that you will not be able to comprehend the above and I apologize for being so blunt but it is what you need based on my information.
I am sending you an upgrade.
Your testicles are very large and at times have gotten you through some bad situations. I have history here that shows you were in knife fights, shot at, beaten by gangs and you were even chased by a panther. I am sending you a Chozo/Elysian designed Brass Balls Testicles Upgrade. It will hurt, you will cry, the pain will bring you suffering of thousands. But you will be able to overcome anything, especially this girl. Your new balls contain the following attributes:
- Plasma-Infused Phazon Injection P.E.D. Unit "Omnicron" designed to give you boosts of manhood and strength. Press and hold your Right Brass Ball to activate this mode. Use this mode when faced with anything frightening or difficult.
- Your Left Brass Ball will activate a sight mode through a link to your brain. This mode will allow you to see other women. By pressing and holding the Left Brass Ball your brain will completely erase any memory of the girl you are stuck on temporarily, allowing you to get romantically involved with other women. Be warned, this sight mode will also activate your desires to be sexy, flirt, think highly of yourself and be dramatically dashing and attractive. If this mode becomes too much for you to handle, hit the Penis Device between the Brass Balls Unit with moderate force, this will deactivate Left Brass Ball Vision Enhancement Mode.
- The Third Brass Ball is kept behind your pubic bone, it is a Chozo Testicle. This device has unknown properties and the Galactic Federation is still experimenting with its attributes. What is known is that it is based on the same principals behind the Zebesian Metroid creature which is noted as the more aggressive of the Metroid types, including genetic ties to the Metroid Prime and Metroid Omega variants. It allows you to siphon energy from Vagina Units or replace Vagina Units with lost energy. During Sex press and hold The Pubic Bone Area to release stored energy. Use this on women you Like. To siphon energy from them, grab and hold both Brass Balls, this will allow you to drain energy from the women you Dont Like and recharge your Brass Balls Unit.
Note: It is possible that you can overload the Omicron Phazon Injection system and become corrupted. Once corrupted, you may lose yourself and become something you dont like. If you become corrupted (Your heart will be cold and black) simply stay away from women for a while and masturbate to release the stored corrupted Phazon energy.
Never, under any circumstances, use your Brass Balls around family or friends. Doing so may result in undesired effects.
I hope I have helped, the rest is up to you. Remember - You will always love her and she will always love you but right now, you cannot be a couple until you both are able to overcome your bitterness and mistrust.
That may never happen, but the love will still be there.
(Data received, transcribing coordinates - Brass Balls Online)
You have to realize a few things. Love is never forever and yet it is infinite. It's all in the moment, at that specific time, that's when it's infinite. But it wont last, it cant. Why cant it last? Well first you have to understand it, what love is. I cant explain that since it goes beyond my programming. Hopefully you already know what it is. My scans indicate that you do.
It cant last because love is 50% misunderstood illogical assumption by both people. That rift will eventually create a gap in their views of each other until eventually, all you see is the gap. When a human only sees that, they lose hope in connecting. With the connection lost, they might as well be pretending to be in love. And that is eventually what creates anger and frustration. Slowly, the entire relationship will crumble and fall a part.
Is it avoidable? No, but its treatable. Love cannot exist without the 50% margin for misunderstood illogical assumption. Some humans refer to this as the "Magic", which ironically is also misunderstood illogical assumption. The rabbit didn't really come from the hat.
The treatment is that when the gap is found you create new misunderstood illogical assumption. If you can keep that up, the love will stay. If you ever reveal all of it, and there is no misunderstood illogical assumption the relationship will fail. It is unfair, it is itself misunderstood and illogical but in terms of love, it is a necessary evil.
Love is also always there once it has been established, you can recreate it at any time. But now I have to explain something to you that you will not enjoy.
If someone doesn't love you back, you are wasting your time. You are holding on to feelings that are not there. You are dreaming in the hopes of feeling love that you will not receive. In some way, you have failed or you have destroyed something and you refuse to accept it. You are stuck because you will not accept that she is, for now, happier without you. If my scans are correct, she is currently bitter and unhappy and the sooner you let go of her the sooner she can be happier. You are dead to her. Stop.
I understand that you will not be able to comprehend the above and I apologize for being so blunt but it is what you need based on my information.
I am sending you an upgrade.
Your testicles are very large and at times have gotten you through some bad situations. I have history here that shows you were in knife fights, shot at, beaten by gangs and you were even chased by a panther. I am sending you a Chozo/Elysian designed Brass Balls Testicles Upgrade. It will hurt, you will cry, the pain will bring you suffering of thousands. But you will be able to overcome anything, especially this girl. Your new balls contain the following attributes:
- Plasma-Infused Phazon Injection P.E.D. Unit "Omnicron" designed to give you boosts of manhood and strength. Press and hold your Right Brass Ball to activate this mode. Use this mode when faced with anything frightening or difficult.
- Your Left Brass Ball will activate a sight mode through a link to your brain. This mode will allow you to see other women. By pressing and holding the Left Brass Ball your brain will completely erase any memory of the girl you are stuck on temporarily, allowing you to get romantically involved with other women. Be warned, this sight mode will also activate your desires to be sexy, flirt, think highly of yourself and be dramatically dashing and attractive. If this mode becomes too much for you to handle, hit the Penis Device between the Brass Balls Unit with moderate force, this will deactivate Left Brass Ball Vision Enhancement Mode.
- The Third Brass Ball is kept behind your pubic bone, it is a Chozo Testicle. This device has unknown properties and the Galactic Federation is still experimenting with its attributes. What is known is that it is based on the same principals behind the Zebesian Metroid creature which is noted as the more aggressive of the Metroid types, including genetic ties to the Metroid Prime and Metroid Omega variants. It allows you to siphon energy from Vagina Units or replace Vagina Units with lost energy. During Sex press and hold The Pubic Bone Area to release stored energy. Use this on women you Like. To siphon energy from them, grab and hold both Brass Balls, this will allow you to drain energy from the women you Dont Like and recharge your Brass Balls Unit.
Note: It is possible that you can overload the Omicron Phazon Injection system and become corrupted. Once corrupted, you may lose yourself and become something you dont like. If you become corrupted (Your heart will be cold and black) simply stay away from women for a while and masturbate to release the stored corrupted Phazon energy.
Never, under any circumstances, use your Brass Balls around family or friends. Doing so may result in undesired effects.
I hope I have helped, the rest is up to you. Remember - You will always love her and she will always love you but right now, you cannot be a couple until you both are able to overcome your bitterness and mistrust.
That may never happen, but the love will still be there.
(Data received, transcribing coordinates - Brass Balls Online)