28th October 2007, 7:29 PM
There is honesty there, and yet sadness. But people... Crisco is not a lubricant. You will be washing your anus for weeks trying to put it back to normal, it will be so slippery and squishy in the butt that you'll actually, well, you spend a lot of time flexing and moving around trying to get used to it, being annoyed by it. It's just not worth it. Worse than baby oil because with it you atleast smell somewhat normal. But ass and Crisco? EVERYONE will know EXACTLY what you've been doing.