20th March 2003, 1:34 AM
Okay, this just in. Kuwait seems to be under gas attack. The alarms went off anyway.
This also just in, after that, many countries, including our personal favorite foreign country, Japan, have sided with us.
This also just in, other countries with evil dictators don't have treaties with us to not ever have mass destruction weapons, and breaking that treaty earns war.
This also just in, after that, many countries, including our personal favorite foreign country, Japan, have sided with us.
This also just in, other countries with evil dictators don't have treaties with us to not ever have mass destruction weapons, and breaking that treaty earns war.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)