20th March 2003, 2:34 AM
You little brats! Don't you get that both of you are saying the other one is doing the same thing, and both of you are saying you are better than they for the same reasons? Well, you will! Now then, *persona switch* contruct for me a mighty in-ground pool made entirely from the Pluto plant, guardian of the Dwarven halls o' stuff! Do it now!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)