18th August 2006, 1:25 AM
Hey now it's nothing personal. I never wish ANYONE a happy birthday because I don't know anyone's birthday and I'm too self absorbed to bother finding out!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)