16th August 2006, 9:15 AM
Tell your friend's wife that you're "going fishing" and you'll be gone a "couple of days". If that doesn't work, tell her you two are "traveling" in to the "mountains". She'll get the hint soon enough; once she starts panicing that her husband is having homoerotic camping trips with his boy lovers she'll get less clingy and more open to the idea of letting her husband do things.
Unless she divorces him, at which point you'd feel really guilty, but then there's years and years of messing with her, prank calls, kidnapping, etc, endless entertainment. And on her side she can finally have that fantasy fulfilled of the 7-man mandingo gangbang on her parents bed.
Alternatively, you could mail her a dog leash with a note that reads 'Take the hint, get your husband's penis out your mouth for one second so we can go to a fucking Nintendo convention." Though this usually makes things worse but it does add an entirely new dimension to the relationship.
Unless she divorces him, at which point you'd feel really guilty, but then there's years and years of messing with her, prank calls, kidnapping, etc, endless entertainment. And on her side she can finally have that fantasy fulfilled of the 7-man mandingo gangbang on her parents bed.
Alternatively, you could mail her a dog leash with a note that reads 'Take the hint, get your husband's penis out your mouth for one second so we can go to a fucking Nintendo convention." Though this usually makes things worse but it does add an entirely new dimension to the relationship.