12th July 2006, 1:06 PM
Oh sure. He steals my "bug nupples" schtick, and all of a sudden I'm trying to be like him.
But really, haven't we all tried to be like lazy. Sure, stapling 3 inches of raw beef (eye fillet) to the end of my penis was a trifle overzealous, but the long hair and questionably aged porn collections are coming along.
Anyways, etoven. I don't hate you. Actually, I'm quite fond of you. In fact, if you lived closer to me, I'm sure we would be able to hang out and go bowling followed by a nice white hot mug o' java to end the evening. Enough to slake any mans avarice for male oriented bonding.
But really, haven't we all tried to be like lazy. Sure, stapling 3 inches of raw beef (eye fillet) to the end of my penis was a trifle overzealous, but the long hair and questionably aged porn collections are coming along.
Anyways, etoven. I don't hate you. Actually, I'm quite fond of you. In fact, if you lived closer to me, I'm sure we would be able to hang out and go bowling followed by a nice white hot mug o' java to end the evening. Enough to slake any mans avarice for male oriented bonding.
If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!