10th March 2006, 2:17 PM
God: *accidently kills someone* Jesus Christ!
Jesus: What?!
God: Get the escalade! We're out of here!
Jesus: What?!
God: Get the escalade! We're out of here!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)