15th January 2006, 1:02 AM
There's alot more than this removed from what we call the bible and way too many different people who made their own versions. But it's all based on stories from Mesopotamian (Babylonian) and Sumerian teachings anyway, or atleast most of it with the occasional dip in to oriental (persia, prussian), asian and nordic/viking/germanic belief systems. Which all have the same stories and are older.
The original title of the new testament was 'That crazy Jew and his hooligans with the hurting and the hooker person oh lady, not with the Christ Cup please, froin laven". It was then named 'Testament of the Jew King' then became 'Jew testament' then (while in an Assyrian conformist regime of upper mediteranean nomads) "Testament of the New King" and at which point it's believed to have been shortened to 'New Testament' and the pictures of Jesus practicing pederasty were removed for fear of giving the Ottoman empire a 'second wind' of encouragement. It's a scientific fact. It cant be proven but it's a scientific fact.
The original title of the new testament was 'That crazy Jew and his hooligans with the hurting and the hooker person oh lady, not with the Christ Cup please, froin laven". It was then named 'Testament of the Jew King' then became 'Jew testament' then (while in an Assyrian conformist regime of upper mediteranean nomads) "Testament of the New King" and at which point it's believed to have been shortened to 'New Testament' and the pictures of Jesus practicing pederasty were removed for fear of giving the Ottoman empire a 'second wind' of encouragement. It's a scientific fact. It cant be proven but it's a scientific fact.