26th December 2005, 6:44 PM
Link: *thrust* ....! *thrust* .....! ..... .. ..... ......!!!! *thrust*
Zelda: NOOOO I'M PEEING!! I'M PEEING!!!!
Koume: Ashamed are we yes, yes, ah... bring in the HAPPY IMPALLING DEATH ROD
Kotake: Oh Koume, she wont survive such a delicious treat!
Koume: Oh I know dearest sister, but I just cant resist! Ever since that summer in 73' i've been dying to use the happy impalling death rod again on something that is pretty and rare!
Kotake: Why did we name it that again?
Koume: I forgot...
*Zelda and Link are impalled through the ass and out the mouth, they both have orgasm as they die*
Koume: ....now I remember! Jump in, Son!
*Gannondorf jumps head first in to Koume's vagina*
Kotake: Stop hogging the meat, Koume! Your sister also deserves black-armored love! Share the wealth!
*old man appears and looks down to dead Link*
Old man: Master using it and you can have this! *puts 'condom of evil's bane' on Link's penis*
Koume/Gannondorf hybrid: NOOOOOOOO!!!! I'M ALMOST THERE!!!!! JUST ONE MORE MINUTE!!!!! I HAVEN'T REACHED ONE IN CENTURIES!!!!!! GAHHH!!!!!
Link: ..... .. ..... .. ...? *uncensored necrophilia*
Epona: *slowly backs away* ...I hope the owl doesn't find out ab-
Owl: *jumps on Epona* CUCKOLD BITCH!!!! *double reverse gangbang with birds*
Tingle: Better than Peter North videos! *masturbates, ejaculates confetti and small ribbons* Koo-loo lim-pah!
Zelda: NOOOO I'M PEEING!! I'M PEEING!!!!
Koume: Ashamed are we yes, yes, ah... bring in the HAPPY IMPALLING DEATH ROD
Kotake: Oh Koume, she wont survive such a delicious treat!
Koume: Oh I know dearest sister, but I just cant resist! Ever since that summer in 73' i've been dying to use the happy impalling death rod again on something that is pretty and rare!
Kotake: Why did we name it that again?
Koume: I forgot...
*Zelda and Link are impalled through the ass and out the mouth, they both have orgasm as they die*
Koume: ....now I remember! Jump in, Son!
*Gannondorf jumps head first in to Koume's vagina*
Kotake: Stop hogging the meat, Koume! Your sister also deserves black-armored love! Share the wealth!
*old man appears and looks down to dead Link*
Old man: Master using it and you can have this! *puts 'condom of evil's bane' on Link's penis*
Koume/Gannondorf hybrid: NOOOOOOOO!!!! I'M ALMOST THERE!!!!! JUST ONE MORE MINUTE!!!!! I HAVEN'T REACHED ONE IN CENTURIES!!!!!! GAHHH!!!!!
Link: ..... .. ..... .. ...? *uncensored necrophilia*
Epona: *slowly backs away* ...I hope the owl doesn't find out ab-
Owl: *jumps on Epona* CUCKOLD BITCH!!!! *double reverse gangbang with birds*
Tingle: Better than Peter North videos! *masturbates, ejaculates confetti and small ribbons* Koo-loo lim-pah!