29th November 2005, 9:40 AM
Quote:and i'm just, i'm over it. Okay, done.
How, tell me HOW did you get over it. I'll pull my boxers to my ankles for 100 priests while saying 100 hail marys backwards (they start to sound like "smart ass" after a while), just tell me, Sammy, WHYYYY?!!
Although I've never actually seen these commercials. I wouldn't be surprised if they were inspired by that Samuel Jackson beer thing on Dave Chappelle, the one my friends used to quote NON-STOP.
But WHY? I mean, like, in one of his first roles he was in this racial movie where he was an escaped slave who stuck it to the white man by running north and saying "I am a free man", but in a very subdued and scary (because he's black and they're scary and unpredictable and violent people *tremble*) way, none of this, SAMUEL L JACKSON ESPOUSES SPIKE TV CAPITALIZING ON THE COMMERCIALIZATION OF VIDEO GAMES DRINK BEER BITCH. Don't you see? He's NOT a free man. He's Spike TV's bitch, now. How'd they get him to do a commercial? Someone must have... (ready for the pun? I promise, it's a punny one) ... ... ... SPIKED ... ... his drink ... !
*titwit*