26th May 2005, 11:02 AM
Quote:Of course! Since you helped elect him he has to whatever you ask him to do!
Yup!
Quote:I have an idea!
*children are crying*
Officer: I got a call that some deranged asexual cat thing has been brainwashing children to spout out a website's address on command and tying them to mailboxes.
DJ: Thank goodness you're here officer! That's the perpetrator, right there, by the phone!
Darunia: Hey what, NO!
Officer: You're taking the fall son! *bang bang bang*
DJ: Wow, I can't believe you fell for that.
Officer: WHAT did you say?
DJ: Nothing. Um, did I mention what a tremendous lover you are?
Officer: No but... wait a sec...
*flashback to 3 weeks ago*
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
DJ: Why no officer. Did I mention what a tremendous lover you are?
*back to now, presently*
Officer: Hey! You're that cat thing who threw a water balloon filled with PAINT at my windshield speeding by at 170 MPH!
DJ: Um, sorry you must be confusing me with someone else.
Officer: Oh, my mistake.
DJ: Idiot! You were supposed to see THROUGH my ruse and drag me away in chains!
Officer: WHAT?
DJ: Nothing!
Officer: That's it, you're taking the fall this time! *bang bang bang*
DJ: ooowiiiie!
Well, you could try it... :)