22nd January 2005, 3:04 PM
*ASM's heart-tugging monologue touches the Goron dynasty, and the Emperor issues a communicade, officially retracting all hurtful comments. The next days, ASM receives a 4oz can of Spam in the mail---but doesn't pay shipping.*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST