25th August 2004, 7:00 PM
(This post was last modified: 25th August 2004, 7:14 PM by bountyhunter.)
A twelve year old kid and a Nintendo surveyer are in a room together, the one way glass hiding the 40 asian representitives from varrious different developers for the DS.
Nintendo Rep: So what your saying is, the Nintendo DS in your hands feels better being played upside down?
Kid: Yeah, and even when it's not upside down all I have to do is stand on my head and it's just as cool.
*Nintendo Rep gives the thumbs up sign to the one way mirror*
Nintendo Rep: And what about the cart system, do you like the carts?
Kid: Carts are cool, they are so much cooler then little discs that spin
Nintendo Rep: ok and now for the question we asked earlier.
Kid: Oh yeah, I don't have the internet at home and my mom doesn't want to get it so no, I don't want there to be internet on the DS, if I can't play it no one else can.
Nintendo rep: Thanks and here's your complimentary Nintendo DS just for taking the survey.
*behind the glass*
Developer #1: Uhh I don't know about this, are you sure the kid knows the latest trends?
Nintendo rep 2: No way! this is the same kid who five years ago told us the young market is where all the money is at..
Developer #2: Didn't you lose a large portion of the gaming market for that?
Nintendo rep 2: Only the people who weren't young so no, it went according to plan.
40 developers all at once: ahh.
*standing outside of the Nintendo headqaurters entrance*
Sony conspirator: So timmy, how did every thing go?
Timmy: Yeah good they fell for it again, they're not putting online play on the DS, and they even gave me one.
*Timmy hands the Sony spie the nintendo DS*
Sony vs. Nintendo: The handheld battle begins.. again..
Nintendo Rep: So what your saying is, the Nintendo DS in your hands feels better being played upside down?
Kid: Yeah, and even when it's not upside down all I have to do is stand on my head and it's just as cool.
*Nintendo Rep gives the thumbs up sign to the one way mirror*
Nintendo Rep: And what about the cart system, do you like the carts?
Kid: Carts are cool, they are so much cooler then little discs that spin
Nintendo Rep: ok and now for the question we asked earlier.
Kid: Oh yeah, I don't have the internet at home and my mom doesn't want to get it so no, I don't want there to be internet on the DS, if I can't play it no one else can.
Nintendo rep: Thanks and here's your complimentary Nintendo DS just for taking the survey.
*behind the glass*
Developer #1: Uhh I don't know about this, are you sure the kid knows the latest trends?
Nintendo rep 2: No way! this is the same kid who five years ago told us the young market is where all the money is at..
Developer #2: Didn't you lose a large portion of the gaming market for that?
Nintendo rep 2: Only the people who weren't young so no, it went according to plan.
40 developers all at once: ahh.
*standing outside of the Nintendo headqaurters entrance*
Sony conspirator: So timmy, how did every thing go?
Timmy: Yeah good they fell for it again, they're not putting online play on the DS, and they even gave me one.
*Timmy hands the Sony spie the nintendo DS*
Sony vs. Nintendo: The handheld battle begins.. again..
Yeah right, next your going to tell me the world is round....