24th May 2004, 7:56 PM
Really, the only one that made me laugh was the Pinky and the Brain. But maybe that is because I don't know any of the other shows or movies or whatever. I might just spout off random WOT quotes that make me laugh, but only 3 other people would get them.
Ah, who cares.
When you wish for so long that you could hear something, and then suddenly, without warning, you do, it is like a lightning strike and rain on parched ground. You're stunned but you cannot hear enough.
-Gawyn Trakand to Egwene al'Vere
Women do not become exhausted, they only exhaust others.
-Elder Haman
If you must mount the gallows, give a jest to the crowd, a coin to the hangman, and make the drop with a smile on your lips.
-Birgitte
Till shade is gone, till water is gone,
into the Shadow with teeth bared,
screaming defiance with the last breath,
to spit in Sightblinder's eye on the last Day.
-Aiel Oath
You can never know everything, and part of what you know is always wrong. Perhaps even the most important part. A portion of wisdom lies in knowing that. A portion of courage lies in going on anyways.
-Lan Mandragoran
We all make our limits, and we set them further out than we have any right.
-Lews Therin Telamon
Bad habits pay off in the long run.
-Mat Cauthon
Halt here! Now! By the order of the Lord Dragon! Else he channel your head into your belly and feed you your own feet for breakfast!
-Mat Cauthon
If the world is ending, a woman will take time to tell a man something he's done wrong.
-Mat Cauthon
As my Lord says, my Lord's leg is not a side of beef. Thank you, my Lord, for instructing me.
-Nerim, to Mat, while sewing up his wounds
Rand is the one who's supposed to go mad, and here I am, talking to an axe!
-Perrin Aybara, to his axe
To stand against the Shadow so long as iron is hard and stone abides. To defend the Malkieri while one drop of blood remains. To avenge what cannot be defended.
-Royal Malkeri Oath
You wait here - and try not to eat the table.
-Thom Merrilin, to Mat Cauthon
Ah, who cares.
When you wish for so long that you could hear something, and then suddenly, without warning, you do, it is like a lightning strike and rain on parched ground. You're stunned but you cannot hear enough.
-Gawyn Trakand to Egwene al'Vere
Women do not become exhausted, they only exhaust others.
-Elder Haman
If you must mount the gallows, give a jest to the crowd, a coin to the hangman, and make the drop with a smile on your lips.
-Birgitte
Till shade is gone, till water is gone,
into the Shadow with teeth bared,
screaming defiance with the last breath,
to spit in Sightblinder's eye on the last Day.
-Aiel Oath
You can never know everything, and part of what you know is always wrong. Perhaps even the most important part. A portion of wisdom lies in knowing that. A portion of courage lies in going on anyways.
-Lan Mandragoran
We all make our limits, and we set them further out than we have any right.
-Lews Therin Telamon
Bad habits pay off in the long run.
-Mat Cauthon
Halt here! Now! By the order of the Lord Dragon! Else he channel your head into your belly and feed you your own feet for breakfast!
-Mat Cauthon
If the world is ending, a woman will take time to tell a man something he's done wrong.
-Mat Cauthon
As my Lord says, my Lord's leg is not a side of beef. Thank you, my Lord, for instructing me.
-Nerim, to Mat, while sewing up his wounds
Rand is the one who's supposed to go mad, and here I am, talking to an axe!
-Perrin Aybara, to his axe
To stand against the Shadow so long as iron is hard and stone abides. To defend the Malkieri while one drop of blood remains. To avenge what cannot be defended.
-Royal Malkeri Oath
You wait here - and try not to eat the table.
-Thom Merrilin, to Mat Cauthon