13th May 2004, 8:20 AM
More, more, more.
*man goes to return library disks, machine scans his retinas*
Machine: Retinal scan... REJECTED!
Librarian: I'm sorry, you have two overdue disks, we'll have to confiscate your retinas! *dumb chuckle*
Gir: *bursts through library doors* I REQUIRE ACCESS TO ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE!
Librarian: Hmm... mmm... uhhh... that would be under reference!
Gir: Not acceptable, library drone!
~Invader Zim
Zim: You! Burger lord! How is it that this meat is so pure... so perfect?
Fast food employee: Well... it all started in 1962. <i>Utilizing advances in modern food synthesis, scientists have been aided by the germ hostile <b>spaaace meeeat</b> to be used in long expeditions into <b>deeep spaaace</b>. Only recently has their hard work paid off, as even more advances in the field of <b>spaaace meeeat</b> have been made and applied to what is now called... <b>OPERATION: MEAT</b>. Seeing this as a way to end their streak of being sued by angry customers poisoned by their burgers, the Magnetes corporation decided to try this miraculous <b>spaaace meeeat</b>.</i> ...not having access to that technology, we make ours out of napkins.
~?
*man goes to return library disks, machine scans his retinas*
Machine: Retinal scan... REJECTED!
Librarian: I'm sorry, you have two overdue disks, we'll have to confiscate your retinas! *dumb chuckle*
Gir: *bursts through library doors* I REQUIRE ACCESS TO ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE!
Librarian: Hmm... mmm... uhhh... that would be under reference!
Gir: Not acceptable, library drone!
~Invader Zim
Zim: You! Burger lord! How is it that this meat is so pure... so perfect?
Fast food employee: Well... it all started in 1962. <i>Utilizing advances in modern food synthesis, scientists have been aided by the germ hostile <b>spaaace meeeat</b> to be used in long expeditions into <b>deeep spaaace</b>. Only recently has their hard work paid off, as even more advances in the field of <b>spaaace meeeat</b> have been made and applied to what is now called... <b>OPERATION: MEAT</b>. Seeing this as a way to end their streak of being sued by angry customers poisoned by their burgers, the Magnetes corporation decided to try this miraculous <b>spaaace meeeat</b>.</i> ...not having access to that technology, we make ours out of napkins.
~?