20th April 2004, 12:30 PM
Sherlock Holmes: This looks like a mystery for...someone else...because I'm only a fictional character!
Sir Arther Conan Doyle: I'm not though! *writes books*
Fred Jones: Let's split up, gang!
DJ: What's wrong with you?! You guys always split up and when you do you always get chased by monsters! And what's with the monsters always being some person in costume?! And how come you always think the monster is real? Haven't you learned that it's just someone in a costume by now?!
Scooby Doo: *licks DJ*
DJ: Yuck!!
GR: Now that's enterainment! *is eaten by a giant squid*
Mark Hamill: I directed a movie! *uses the Force to be in more movies*
Stephen Speilberg: No, E.T., you can't leave! I need more money!! *makes sequels*
George Lucas: Hey, there's nothing wrong with making sequels!
Everyone: ...
George Lucas: Well there isn't! Prequels are okay too.
Giant squid: *eats George Lucas*
Pecos Bill: Why is my name Pecos Bill?!
Steve: Why don't I have a last name? *is killed in the first five minutes of the movie*
Red Shirt: I don't even have a name!! *is killed in the first five seconds of the movie*
William Shatner: I'm William Shatner!
Capt. Kirk: I'm Captain Kirk!
William Shatner: You can't be Captain Kirk, because I'M Captain Kirk!
Capt. Kirk: What?! You said you were William Shatner!
Irony Man: *is on a smoke break*
Captain Spaz: *explodes*
Fanboy Man: Captain Spaz, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mark Hamill: Hey, I'm in here twice!! *talks like the Joker*
Gary Owens: I was in Space Quest 4 and 6, you know. And Laugh-In.
Fanboy Man: *steals Gary Owens' shirt* Oh man, I can't believe I'm holding Gary Owens' shirt!!!
OB1: This thread is really going downhill...
GR: Yeah.
OB1: Right.
GR: *cough*
OB1: *clears throat*
*alarm goes off*
Everyone: Fire drill!
Sir Arther Conan Doyle: I'm not though! *writes books*
Fred Jones: Let's split up, gang!
DJ: What's wrong with you?! You guys always split up and when you do you always get chased by monsters! And what's with the monsters always being some person in costume?! And how come you always think the monster is real? Haven't you learned that it's just someone in a costume by now?!
Scooby Doo: *licks DJ*
DJ: Yuck!!
GR: Now that's enterainment! *is eaten by a giant squid*
Mark Hamill: I directed a movie! *uses the Force to be in more movies*
Stephen Speilberg: No, E.T., you can't leave! I need more money!! *makes sequels*
George Lucas: Hey, there's nothing wrong with making sequels!
Everyone: ...
George Lucas: Well there isn't! Prequels are okay too.
Giant squid: *eats George Lucas*
Pecos Bill: Why is my name Pecos Bill?!
Steve: Why don't I have a last name? *is killed in the first five minutes of the movie*
Red Shirt: I don't even have a name!! *is killed in the first five seconds of the movie*
William Shatner: I'm William Shatner!
Capt. Kirk: I'm Captain Kirk!
William Shatner: You can't be Captain Kirk, because I'M Captain Kirk!
Capt. Kirk: What?! You said you were William Shatner!
Irony Man: *is on a smoke break*
Captain Spaz: *explodes*
Fanboy Man: Captain Spaz, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mark Hamill: Hey, I'm in here twice!! *talks like the Joker*
Gary Owens: I was in Space Quest 4 and 6, you know. And Laugh-In.
Fanboy Man: *steals Gary Owens' shirt* Oh man, I can't believe I'm holding Gary Owens' shirt!!!
OB1: This thread is really going downhill...
GR: Yeah.
OB1: Right.
GR: *cough*
OB1: *clears throat*
*alarm goes off*
Everyone: Fire drill!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.