28th January 2003, 2:16 PM
Nintendo won't release Fire Emblem here because whenever they have meeting about bringing the series to the states, Godzilla wakes up and wreaks havoc all across Japan, and the NCL guys have to run for it. And since NOA is pretty much NCL's bitch, they can't do anything about it.
That's the only logical explanation I could make up for this case of extreme insanity. RPGs sell like crack here. Advance Wars sold like crack here. Fire Emblem is an RPG meets Advance Wars. It would definitely sell like crack here. Yet Nintendo refuses to release it here. What's the matter with them? And where the fuck is Magical Vacation???
That's the only logical explanation I could make up for this case of extreme insanity. RPGs sell like crack here. Advance Wars sold like crack here. Fire Emblem is an RPG meets Advance Wars. It would definitely sell like crack here. Yet Nintendo refuses to release it here. What's the matter with them? And where the fuck is Magical Vacation???