23rd January 2003, 3:09 PM
I know exactly what Nintendo needs to do to make their next console sell like crazy at launch.
-Launch with a new Mario game and a realistic Zelda game.
-Pack in a collection of classic Nintendo titles for free.
-Release a Pokemon game, Kid Icarus, and Earthbound shortly after launch.
-Advertise it as the second coming of Jesus.
If they did all those things their console would be an unstopable force.
-Launch with a new Mario game and a realistic Zelda game.
-Pack in a collection of classic Nintendo titles for free.
-Release a Pokemon game, Kid Icarus, and Earthbound shortly after launch.
-Advertise it as the second coming of Jesus.
If they did all those things their console would be an unstopable force.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.