16th January 2003, 9:17 PM
Well, we could tie him to a chair, force his eyes open, and force him to play Ocarina of Time, Chrono Cross, Xenogears, Metal Gear Solid, Metroid Fusion, Mario 64, and anything else I can think of, until...he um, well, likes them.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)