21st April 2006, 4:41 PM
Just got back from seeing Silent Hill and I'm here to tell you that it's a terrible disaster. All of monster look really fake, like some guy in a wet suit. That's how bad it is. The writing was very stiff and jumped all over the place and the acting was very wooden and emotionless. Pyramid head shows up ONCE and Cybill kills him with her pistol. It was the lamest thing I've ever seen. The events surrounding Silent Hill turn out to be some kind of government conspiracy where they test this new drug but things go wrong and they set the fires to cover their tracks. I was shaking my head in disgust the whole time. On top of that, they throw in some stupid heavy metal tracks for no apparent reason at all. Awful, just awful. I had a lot of hope for Christophe Gans, but it was seriously like watching a Uwe Boll sequel. All that stuff he spouted about staying true to the game was just garbash meant to appease fans. What a mess.
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Actually I'm kidding, the movie was awesome. :)
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Actually I'm kidding, the movie was awesome. :)
Sometimes you get the scorpion.