DMILLER!

[lazyfatbum]

*Military march*

*clap clap clap clap*

I gave you the clap!

NUT-SACK

you're a dork, a nerd you have perfect hair!

You probably iron your underwear!

*BIRTH BIRTH BIRTH BIRTH*

QUARTER OF A CENTURY

THAT'S A LIFETIME IN UGANDA

YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN LAID YET

BUT YUNNO THAT YOU WANNA

I OFFER MY SEXUAL SERVICES

FREE, OF COURSE, FOR YOU

IF YOU LET ME SUCK ON YOUR MEATLESS LEGS

AND BURN A BIBLE OR TWO

DEREK MILLER!!!!!!!!!!!

*crazy horn section*

DEREK MILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*crazy horn section plus bongos*

You're more clean shaven than a fetus!

*bum bum*

You get horny when you look at your own penis!

*trumpet!*

you're CATHOLIC!!!!!! *choir*

and a TEACHER!!!!!! *TWO PLUS TWO!*

WHICH MEANS!!!!


*church bells*

You're basically a male nun!
and if you have your own son,
if you're not shoving trig down his throat,
You'll be sticking something up his bum!
This post might get you thinking
That we hate you and you'd be wrong
cuz dont you see DMiller,
It's why I wrote this song!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

YOU'RE PROBLY A VIRGIN

AND YOU LOOK LIKE ONE TOO!

WE LOVE YOU DMILLER!

HAVE SEX WITH DMILLER

DMILLER SCREAMS FOR HELP!

*amaziing jazz ending w/light show*

So happy birthday and stuff. :D