17th April 2006, 11:26 AM
bean and I need to hook up smoke too much dope and instigate race wars in a church over Jesus being brown skinned, and then we'll have homosexual relations with one another and talk about how stupid girls are unless they're dead or porn all the while playing PD. Then someone, probably me, will start to talk about the pluses of public drinking and by the end of the week Bean and I will be married in a medium security prison with a child named McMuffin whom we will hide in our asses during searches and sodomize at our liesure to help pass the time inbetween rape sessions. That child will grow up and by his mid 40's, he would have invented a superior faux Christmas tree smell and sadly eventally die by Bean's unknowing hand in a night of incestual passion that I will videotape and distribute wholesale in the UMD format along side Catholic Fun: Let's Form a Boy Band and Koko's First Rim Job 3-D that are only available in Brazil for three thousand dollars each.
and is it just me or does the first picture look like a track meet at the Special Olympics? Darunia if they ever make a movie about Laurel and Hardy you'll get the part just by showing up, just stand next to a short fat guy.
and is it just me or does the first picture look like a track meet at the Special Olympics? Darunia if they ever make a movie about Laurel and Hardy you'll get the part just by showing up, just stand next to a short fat guy.