14th April 2006, 1:39 PM
What is the deal with the cell phone text message? Why not leave a VOICE message? What purpose, EVER, does a text message serve? It isn't easier in any way that I can see.
Personally, I think I'll stick with that new cell phone with a terabyte of storage capacity and the neuroconnection (which only requires a small amount of minimally invasive surgery at the nearest dataDyne "We Care" center). It even has brand new "Morse Code Messaging" technology, because it's MORE convenient!
Personally, I think I'll stick with that new cell phone with a terabyte of storage capacity and the neuroconnection (which only requires a small amount of minimally invasive surgery at the nearest dataDyne "We Care" center). It even has brand new "Morse Code Messaging" technology, because it's MORE convenient!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)