I was wearing beer goggles the other night

[N-Man]

I like being drunk.


Its the getting drunk that I hate.

I have only two words of advice for you: keep drinking. I think it's a byproduct of our Coca-Cola society that everything is "yucky" if it's not super-sweet or salty tasting. You definitely have to work on your drinking to "get" the subtleties of wine and beer, and even of hard liquor (though to be fair that's more of a subtlety that kicks you in the face). The end result, however, is that you can get smashed and like it, too - or even just have a drink for the taste.

As for the "social progressism" in this thread, I shant touch it with a ten-foot barge pole. I will note, however, that there is such a thing as thinking too much.