Ye Olde Melee Tournament 9

[EdenMaster]

Well, the results are in. It was a great tournament! Here are the specifics:

First Round:

EdenMaster VS Dark Jaguar - EdenMaster in 2:02
Private Hudson VS A Black Falcon - Private Hudson in 2:24
WhiteFleck VS Nintndarse - WhiteFleck in 2:03
Captain Obvious VS Sacred Jellybean - Sacred Jellybean in 1:55
lazyfatbum VS lesbiansex - lazyfatbum in 2:28
Nick Burns VS big guy - big guy in 2:57
DMiller VS Dark Lord Neo - Dark Lord Neo in 1:21
NBv4 VS Laser Link - Laser Link in 2:44

Second Round:

EdenMaster VS Private Hudson - EdenMaster in 2:02
WhiteFleck VS Sacred Jellybean - WhiteFleck in 2:18
lazyfatbum VS big guy - lazyfatbum in 3:06
Dark Lord Neo VS Laser Link - Laser Link in 2:34

Semifinal:

EdenMaster VS WhiteFleck - WhiteFleck in 2:22
lazyfatbum VS Laser Link - lazyfatbumin 3:42

Final:

WhiteFleck VS lazyfatbum - lazyfatbum in 3:26

So our new champion is lazyfatbum! I must give some credt to a few characters though...

Sacred Jellybean: In your fight against Captain Ovbious, you grabbed two fans during the course of the fight, and pummelled your two-dimensional rival into submission. You dealt out well over 100% damage with each fan, giving you the win decisively.

Nick Burns: You must have grabbed two Maxim Tomatoes during this fight :). It helped, but your opponents superior power proved too much.

WhiteFleck: SO CLOSE, my friend! Made even closer by the fact that both of you were over 150% damage, but lazy was able to hit you just before you could hit him. Maybe next time.

Dark Lord Neo: You stepped on every mine thrown! I think you threw the fights...

So, there you have it. Congratulations to lazy, and good luck in the next tournament to the rest of you. By the way, the next tournament will be number 10, and I have a little something special planned for that one...

Thanks for playing!