23rd March 2006, 4:24 PM
I DO FUCK JESUS GOD I'M A WHORE SOMEONE HIT ME
*DJ cries... but doesn't run away, reveals that he is wearing a dress under his pant-suit*
*Great Rumbler walks in whistling the character select music from SMB2, sees what's happening, loads a tranquilizer gun while still whistling, signals to ryan to have the cage ready*
*ryan, a 250 foot tall robot standing a about 20 yards away, puts down his crossword puzzle to hold a large gate open on a cage, he throws in a magazine that seems to contain a porn of some kind and begins to fan a dead prositute in my direction. Ryan takes out a small graphite automatic pencil to mark a 409th line below the picture of me nude, tranquilized, and sitting in a cage holding the clothes of a previous victim, the picture has a typed header reading '#387 N-Man'. Ryan, with his other hand, resets a digital counter above the main archway of tendo City that now reads '0 DAYS SINCE LAST INCIDENT'*
DJ: IT'S A TUNIC! IT'S A TUNIC! MEN WEAR TUNICS!!
*DJ cries... but doesn't run away, reveals that he is wearing a dress under his pant-suit*
*Great Rumbler walks in whistling the character select music from SMB2, sees what's happening, loads a tranquilizer gun while still whistling, signals to ryan to have the cage ready*
*ryan, a 250 foot tall robot standing a about 20 yards away, puts down his crossword puzzle to hold a large gate open on a cage, he throws in a magazine that seems to contain a porn of some kind and begins to fan a dead prositute in my direction. Ryan takes out a small graphite automatic pencil to mark a 409th line below the picture of me nude, tranquilized, and sitting in a cage holding the clothes of a previous victim, the picture has a typed header reading '#387 N-Man'. Ryan, with his other hand, resets a digital counter above the main archway of tendo City that now reads '0 DAYS SINCE LAST INCIDENT'*
DJ: IT'S A TUNIC! IT'S A TUNIC! MEN WEAR TUNICS!!