4th March 2006, 7:40 AM
*hears a knock on the door* OH SHIT! THAT'S PROBABLY THE COPS! Dude, I told you not to tell anyone that we were toking! Now they've called the cops! All I wanted was for us to get along and just smoke some fucking pot and you had to go and RUIN EVERYTHING! Just some time to relax and forget all our cares and get along and shit, AND NOW THIS--oh, nevermind, it's just the pizza man. *takes the pizza* Now let's sit down and eat this pizza LIKE A CIVILIZED BUNCH OF PEOPLE! I MEAN IT!