1st March 2006, 2:03 PM
I disagree with your disagreeing with Geno's position to neither agree nor disagree. In fact, I downright HATE that.
*leaves the thread in disgrace*
*sterile-looking bouncer pushes him outside the door with a single thumb*
...Arrested Development sucks!
*begins to run, but then realizes that the thread is neutral*
*shoves hands in his pockets and whistles outside for a few hours*
*wishes someone else would get kicked out of the thread*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS SILENCE! SOMEBODY STOP IT!
...Hey, that neon sign is in the shape of a straddling lady.
*walks into strip bar*
*non-consensual sodomy ensues*
Ow! Boy, those apathetic fucks (wait... is there really any such thing as an apathetic fuck?) in that other thread must sure be laughing now.
*laughter comes from the neutral thread*
*the remaining neutralites have put Arrested Development in the DVD player, successfully hijacking the thread from neutrality to a cult sitcom masturbation party*
I would save the thread, but I'm too god damn neutral. What I'm NOT neutral about, though, is bleeding from the asshole.
*crawls into an ambulance (stretchers eliminated due to budget cuts made by the director to afford the rights to contain clips to Arrested Development) to be rushed to a hospital to have stitches put in*
I'LL GET YOU-...! Someone! ... ah, fuck it.
Doctor: "Well, your asshole will be back to normal, save for some sensory-backflash-trauma that you'll likely experience every time you take a dump for the rest of your life, but I'm afraid there's a bigger problem. You've been... neutralized. Well, no, not in the CIA context, but, like, I mean, the disease of becoming overly neutral about everything has crept into your pores and infected you. For serious, dude. You dig?"
Yup.
Doctor: "It's because you stayed too fucking long in that neutrality thread."
Don't nudge me into a plot-hole, Doc. How is that possible? Those assholes that hijacked the thread are laughing their asses off right now.
Doctor: "Well, you see, having inundated themselves in the toxic resonance of limbo, they built an immunity to it. You, on the other hand, tried to escape. The mixture of fresh air without the toxicity of apathy rendered your body clueless as to what to do, so it tried to homogeonize the two body states into one, failing, and making you one of those annoying audience members that points out irrelevant bullshit like "continuity" and "plot" and "depth". Now go finish off your post about nothing."
*makes the longest post in a thread about nothing, contradicting his neutrality, because you must have SOME drive to post, right?*
Doctor: "No."
*Oh, okay. Nevermind.*
*leaves the thread in disgrace*
*sterile-looking bouncer pushes him outside the door with a single thumb*
...Arrested Development sucks!
*begins to run, but then realizes that the thread is neutral*
*shoves hands in his pockets and whistles outside for a few hours*
*wishes someone else would get kicked out of the thread*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS SILENCE! SOMEBODY STOP IT!
...Hey, that neon sign is in the shape of a straddling lady.
*walks into strip bar*
*non-consensual sodomy ensues*
Ow! Boy, those apathetic fucks (wait... is there really any such thing as an apathetic fuck?) in that other thread must sure be laughing now.
*laughter comes from the neutral thread*
*the remaining neutralites have put Arrested Development in the DVD player, successfully hijacking the thread from neutrality to a cult sitcom masturbation party*
I would save the thread, but I'm too god damn neutral. What I'm NOT neutral about, though, is bleeding from the asshole.
*crawls into an ambulance (stretchers eliminated due to budget cuts made by the director to afford the rights to contain clips to Arrested Development) to be rushed to a hospital to have stitches put in*
I'LL GET YOU-...! Someone! ... ah, fuck it.
Doctor: "Well, your asshole will be back to normal, save for some sensory-backflash-trauma that you'll likely experience every time you take a dump for the rest of your life, but I'm afraid there's a bigger problem. You've been... neutralized. Well, no, not in the CIA context, but, like, I mean, the disease of becoming overly neutral about everything has crept into your pores and infected you. For serious, dude. You dig?"
Yup.
Doctor: "It's because you stayed too fucking long in that neutrality thread."
Don't nudge me into a plot-hole, Doc. How is that possible? Those assholes that hijacked the thread are laughing their asses off right now.
Doctor: "Well, you see, having inundated themselves in the toxic resonance of limbo, they built an immunity to it. You, on the other hand, tried to escape. The mixture of fresh air without the toxicity of apathy rendered your body clueless as to what to do, so it tried to homogeonize the two body states into one, failing, and making you one of those annoying audience members that points out irrelevant bullshit like "continuity" and "plot" and "depth". Now go finish off your post about nothing."
*makes the longest post in a thread about nothing, contradicting his neutrality, because you must have SOME drive to post, right?*
Doctor: "No."
*Oh, okay. Nevermind.*